Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs.
Mary had another skirt
that was split right up the front
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her....
..well, she didn't wear that one very often

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her knickers all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that sat down beside her, But Little Boy Blue with the horn.

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you d!ckhe@d.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "F*#k him, He's only an egg.

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's as.s
and turned it's wool to nylon

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too,
cause he was gay.

Little Boy Blew.
Hey. He needed the money.