30 erections left
A man is having problems with his Johnson which
certainly had seen better times. He consults a doctor
who, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry, but you've
overdone it the last 30 years. Your burned out, you
only have 30 erections left in your penis."
The man walks home(deeply depressed). His wife is
already expecting him at the front door and asks him
what the doctor said concerning his problem. He tells
her what the doctor told him.
She says, "Oh no, only 30 times! We shouldn't
waste that, we should make a list!!"
He replies, "Yes, I already made a list on the way
home. Sorry, your name isn't on it."
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