> > > > > > The first kind of sex is Smurf Sex. > > > This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone > > > and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. > > > > > >

The second kind of sex is Kitchen Sex. > > > This is when you have been with your partner > > > for a short time and you are so horny > > > you will have sex anywhere, > > > even in the kitchen. > > > > > >

The third kind of sex is Bedroom Sex. > > > This is when you have been with your partner > > > for a long time. > > > Your sex has gotten routine > > > and you usually have sex in your bedroom. > > > > > >

The fourth kind of sex is Hallway Sex. > > > This is when you have been with your partner > > > for too long. > > > When you pass each other in the hallway > > > you both say, > > > "Fuck You." > > > >

The fifth kind of sex is Courtroom Sex. > > > This is when you cannot stand each other any more. > > > She takes! you to court > > > and screws you in front of everyone > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >