There was this single mother raising two boys on her own they were 6 and 8...These boys where hell on wheels..tore everything up...busted holes in the walls, broke her china..etc etc etc...

So one day out of desparation the mother goes to her preacher and ask him for help...she tells him she is at her wits end and has no idea what to do no more. The preacher agrees to helps her..he says to send the boys to him one at a time and he would speak to them..the mother agrees and sends the 6 yr old to the preacher first Upon the boys arrival at the church, he takes a seat in one of the pews...the preacher comes and sits next to him and ask him

Son, where is God?

The boy didn't reply...so the preacher said a bit louder Son, Where Is God???

Still no reply, the boys was sitting there tears upon his eyes..the preacher assumed he was getting thru to him and ask one more time SON, WHERE IS GOD???

the boy scared to death went running out the the church and ran all the way home he burst in the door and ran to the closet and hid there his 8 yr old brother hearing the commotion went to the closet opened the door he said brother what is wrong...the 6 yr old replied

we are in trouble really bad this time brother...God is missing and they think we done it!!