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| Uses For Fruitcake |
| 1. Bury it in the back yard for future archaeologists to diskcover. 2. Give them to your son for a science project. 3. Hang on to it to find out if there REALLY is more than one fruitcake that's making the rounds this year. 4. Use it to hold upo a broken table or chair leg. 5. Mash it down and use it for mortar when building a log cabin. 6. Use as exercise stepping block for step aerobics. 7. Makes a wonderful dessert for Road Kill Cafe fare. 8. Use it to pave the freeways. Just place several on the road and run a steamroller over them. 9. Use as fillers to repair the driveway. 10. Last and probably not least - try eating it. It's one way to get rid of it. |
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