There are currently 78 people named S. Claus living in the U.S.A.
There is one Kriss Kringle.
December is the most popular month for nose jobs.
Weight of Santa's sleigh loaded with one Beanie Baby for every kid on Earth would be 333,333 tons.
Number of reindeer required to pull a 333,333 ton sleigh would be 214,206 - plus Rudolph.
The average wage of a mall Santa is $11 an hour. If they have a real beard $20.
To deliver his gifts in one night, Santa would have to make 822.6 visits per second sleighing at 3,000 times the speed of sound.
At that speed, Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame instantaneously.
From: Joke Of The Day |
