"I Love Lola"
Lola, Lola
Do you have ebola?
The way your eyes sparkle,
The way your eyes shine,
I need to tell you baby...
Your kiss is sweeter than wine
Lola, Oh Lola
Can I be your favorite Crayola?
Will you take me for a trip?
Or maybe spank me with your whip?
Baby, I need you tonight
We can even turn off the light
Lola, Lola
Can I score a goala?
Lola, Scrumptious Lola
Will you ever drink me like a Coca-Cola?
We can lay here in the buff
Neither of us will get enough
I can hold you in my arms
Together we can set off all the alarms
Lola, Precious Lola
Can we live on Hispaniola?
The two of us
Together as one
Protected from all others
Because we'll have a gun
Lola, Dear Lola
Would you like to go play pola?
Lola, Oh Lola
When was the last time that you said "Hola"
When was the last time I saw your face
When was the last time I invaded your space?
My life is incomplete without you
I can't stand this, what will I do?
Lola, DAMN Lola
You've left me, you little chola!
Where are you hiding?
You've left me so alone
I feel I must kill myself
But I'd just as well moan
Lola, Oh Lola
Why oh why did we never go out and bowla?