THE TEN COMMANDMENTS ACCORDING TO YOUR DOG
Courtesy of Showdog Magazine
1. Thou shalt feed me today more than thou didst yesterday.
2. Thou shalt teach me with food-not big sticks and loud voices.
3. Thou shalt walk with me every day- despite thy favorite TV program.
4. Thou shall not buy furniture that I cannot sit on.
5. Thou shalt not pay attention to anyone else but me - lest I feel un-wanted.
6. Thou shalt love me to death - even when I bark all night.
7. Thou shalt not have a Cat with ATTITUDE and CLAWS.
8. Thou shalt not start the car until I am in it.
9. Thou shalt not hide the food.
10. Thou shalt obey the above without question lest I POOP on the neighbor's lawn and promote community strife.
