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Although, it is a very complicated procedure to become a clown many may find it not so complicated such as the Good For You Corporation. They have done various activites in the face of great opposition in the business world. This corporation has published multiple business plans. This plan stated here was one of the foremost up and coming plans.
Attracting Investors
Objectives
Complete the aforementioned business plan (this was the plan that was too large for any of us to do that was passed down through the memo which was lost by the secretary)
Complete marketing plan(by giving it to my lovely secretary who will probably loose it and lie to me incessantly for weeks on end)
Locate interested investors( Intrested because of my very threatining memos......man I'm scary)
Investigate other funding options (like going bankrupt or begging for food on the street....... On second thought lets just go take a long walk off a short pier)
Our Specialties
Low-fat menus (which taste like dog food, but trust me if its good enough for the dogs its good enough for your diet)
Non-alcoholic beverages (after your meal of dog food nothing washes it down like non-alcholic alcohol)
Vegetarian meals(You can eat from our rabbit menu and order such things a a large plate of lettuce)
Fresh-baked breads (yes toasting is too a form of baking)
Key Benefits
Quick return of invested funds (Money Money Ha Ha I'm rich)
Name recognition (Yes we will be recognized as the best dog food company in the whole world)
"Healthy" image(get it healthy ok sorry dumb joke I know)
So, as you can see even with their strict business plan the organization first known as Good 4 U and later known as the Indian Mafia still fails in the evil clown business. They are now known for being all together too nice. The man pictured on the right is one of the most voluble leaders in this mafia. Notice he is missing three fingers.
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