| Name: Bradley Great-man Age: 20ish.....maybe School: OTC Major: Do they even let you pick one of those at OTC? Favorite person to have in his apartment: Kelly What's that on the rabbit's face? It's this weird bubble stuff that you inflate...or something like that. How many people can fit in the World's largest underpants? 3 How many sisters does he have? too many What are their names? Haleys Micro, Mini, Mean, True, Spinach, Old...I bet you I just screwed that up Best Friend: Steve What he likes to smell in the morning: pot, coming from Steve's apartment. |
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| Anybody that makes it on to this site in a picture will get some sort of profile here. If I don't have many pictures of you, or don't know you well/haven't been hanging out with you recently, yours might be a total piece of trash On with the profiles! As before, click on a picture to get a 640x480-sized image. I think I'll go alphabetically...by first name. Yeah yeah, they're not all alphabetical. I had the first 6 as a group, so they went alphabetically. The rest will appear as they are available. |
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| Name: Erin Alden (not Calden) Age: 19 or 20 School: SMS Major: not sure, it changes weekly. ;) What kind of shoes is she wearing in this picture? Merek's Jammers! How much better at DDR is she than me? A lot. :( Who's more energetic, her or Magnet's crazy miniature chihuahua Kali? Isn't chihuahua spelled funny? You didn't answer the last question. I know, it's really hard. Favorite eatery: The Waffle House...omg. Is she going to be able to pass MAX 300 on Heavy before she goes to CA? My guess: no. Although, that'd be cool if she proved me wrong. |
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| Name: Geoff Zahn Who's he related to that I know? Krista (and Mandy) Age: 20, I think School: don't really know....SMS? Girlfriend's name: Laura Does she think we're all completely insane? Yes Why? too many reasons to go into here Is that a good thing? Most undejectedly yes Back to Geoff, isn't that a cool band-aid on his arm? It sure is. What's with the dress? It's Erin's. As to why he's wearing it....well...it matched the skirt I was wearing that night. |
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| Name: Magnet Age: 18 Occupation: Changing Special Ed kids' diapers. What in the world is that swatstika doing on the toilet? Well, the toilet represents Hitler. There's a chair facing it that represents God. The two are engaged in a continuous battle. It's hard to tell who's going to win. As Will argued, "Hitler could put God in a concentration camp." Of course, God is "The Almighty". Who knows... Why is she sitting on a toilet in the first place? Because it's in Will's attic, and seating is very limited there. Why is there a toilet in Will's attic? Why is anything in Will's attic? Enough about the stinking (haha) toilet already, I want to read something about Magnet! Well...she just got a really cool haircut. It's called a "super-do", I think. |
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| Name: "The Merek" Age: Unknown Why does he have his hand down his pants? Exactly. No, seriously... It's his natural state of equilibrium. Occupation: playing computer games (and now DDR). Whose pants is he wearing? Josh's, of course Luck: good or bad? Horrible Favorite drink: Mountain Dew Has he ever driven a car before? Nope School: used to be Parkview, now he's working on that good ole' G.E.D. I hope he gets his butt to NY or NJ or wherever his brother lives, and makes himself useful. I want to know more about "The Merek.": Great! Here's a link:. WARNING: This link will take you to a page created by Will. |
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| Name: William Lincoln Knauer Why does he like his middle name? He's named after his FAVORITE uncle. Age: 19 School: William Jewell, in Liberty, MO School's religion: Baptist Will's religion: Atheist Whose foot is that? Erin's What is he licking off ot it? Ketchup and Mayo WHY is he licking it? She has a foot fetish. Best Friend: Aubrey Beechler Rolemodel: his father Favorite Band: Crawlspace |
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| Name: Josh Zimmer.....man Age: way too young to be a junior in a college. I think he's 19ish Job: Domino's (yay for free pizza) What's that stuff up his nose? Hair, goo, toenail clippings, and a ticket to a Dream Theater concert Nickname: Old Man Peterson Which Seinfield character does he resemble? George Why? They're both balding! (among other things) Favorite place to travel to: Cowtown Favorite saying: Is sis in here?!?! Favorite MOVIE.... Dude, is it Gone With The Wind? No? How about Dances With Wolves? No dude, it's.....WATERWORLD!!! |
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| Name: Kimberly Jimberly Disgusting Summer Occupation: Painter INTERN - HA! Most hated movie of all time: Pirates of the Carribean Favorite movie of all time: How to Deal -OMG, I can't believe you saw that Mandy Moore piece of TRASH!! Why she hates me: I NEVER stop making fun of her. Why I never stop making fun of her: It's too much fun! Is she an electrician? She thinks so, but don't let her fool you... Will she ever cut my hair again? Probably not...I think she hates too much now. Would she totally butcher my head and everything near it just to get back at me for being a jerk to her this summer? Absolutely; without hesitation. |
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| Name: Kevin Corcoran Occupation: A member of the Kingdom of Heaven IQ: 230 Head Size: 48d Eye Color: Black Favorite Shirt Style: Turtleneck Hobbies: Laying around naked with other people in a field. Claim to fame: Part of the DNA from his blood was used in cloning the first human being. Most Famous Quote: "..We were the ones who made all life on Earth." Randon: Exactly 11 years before Magnet (see above) was born, "French journalist Rael was contacted by a visitor from another planet, and asked to establish an embassy to welcome these people back to Earth. The extra-terrestrial was about four feet in height, had long dark hair, almond-shaped eyes, olive skin and exuded harmony and humour." (Not humor) |
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| Name: Gwyneth Nell Knauer Cool middle name, huh? Yep. Age: I don't know...my sister's age...17 I think. Favorite Class: Robotic Baby Class Where was this picture taken? In KC, after visiting the coolest museum ever. Fondest memory of her: That time we were on the trampoline and she kicked a laundry tub into my face and nearly broke my nose. Favorite Movies: Romy and Michelle's reunion thing, those "Scream" movies we made by the handful, Spice Girl imitations with Erin's bare butt RIGHT in front of the camera, and the "Jesus" movies. Favorite Brother: Chris Favorite Pet: Ming. Ha! Hey, wait a second, is that kitten still alive, Fasco? I forgot about it! I wish I could've seen it while I was in town. Why is this a really good picture of her and everybody else's is horrible? Hmm...good question. Maybe that can tell you something about what kind of people the rest of us lowlifes are. |