Slightly Incredible People
Samson, the Sandwich
Has your ham and cheese sandwich ever saved the world? Well, neither has Samson...YET! One day, on a journey to free his town, he was turned into a sandwich by the evil ogre BiMROG (Billy, the Mentally Retarded and Obese Giant; who, ironically enough, isn't mentally retarded). He decided that since he cannot fight alone in his new, more delicious form, he would form a league of super heroes. But that didn't work out. So then he decided to create �SIP!, a league of Slightly Incredible People, that only has one goal: to free the world from evil, corruption, and Scientology.
Walrusman
Walrusman is not your average person. He's your average person trapped inside a dead walrus, and he's no slouch when it comes to fighting crime. Doing the laundry is a different story. However, he does have one weakness: he is allergic to broccoli. Don't tell Winona.
Stretchy Left-Foot
After a harmless accident involving Lactaid, a bathtub, and Bob Dole, Stretchy Left-Foot emerged with his newfound power: the ability to stretch his left foot (leg) great distances (hence the name Stretchy Left-Foot). He then decided to join �SIP! to avenge the evildoer who ruined his cousin's bar mitzvah.
Jake, the Semi-Invisible Boy
After a terrible nuclear accident, something strange happened to Jake, a normal teenage boy: he lost his shoe. However, he found it the next day. Did I mention that the upper half of his body is completely invisible?
Aerial Ape - DEAD
Aerial ape is just like any other flying ape with Turret's Syndrome, with a twist! Well, not really.
The Professaur
Not quite dinosaur, not quite human, not quite good at golf, the Professaur has had evil ambitions ever since his sad childhood growing up in a Supercuts. He soon turned his hatred toward the world, and used his vast knowledge of mechanics, technology, and hairstyling to help him.
The Crazy Calvinist - DEAD
Also known as the Mad Protestant and the Looney Puritan, the Crazy Calvinist is just downright nuts. His strict Puritan upbringing caused him to grow up to despise typical Christian customs, and his robotic alter-ego Puritanitron helps him crash the pagans' party.
Frozor, the Funky Disco Alien - DEAD
Also known as the Martian of Soul, Frozor has come to earth to rid it of everything non-funky. Taking the Professaur as an ally, he plans his groovy schemes with the sole intent to become supreme leader of the world. Only two things stand in his way. Name them. You have 5 minutes. Go.
Moomyville
The Moomies - DEAD
The Moomies are strange creatures that live in Moomyville. They are always happy and live in igloos. You can cram about 50 Moomies per igloo. They must have fun house parties.
Moosh's Big Fun Quest
Moosh Smith
Ex-Taco Bell employee and full time King of the Jews, Moosh is out to change the world, one gallop at a time. Who knows what adventures the future holds for Moosh? Yes, you in the blue shirt. No, that's wrong. Hmm, who else. Yes, ugly man in the leotard. Hmm, that's closer but still not correct. Well folks, I guess you'll just have to wait and see.
Ham Wilson
Not much is known about this mysterious man. Except his social security number: 902-10-1776.
Old Lady
Can she be trusted? Moosh's new friend and companion on his journey through life and New Hampshire, Old Lady is seeking refuge with Moosh from the evil Zebramen. Could she have an ulterior motive? Does it involve death and/or love? Possibly. Does it involve revenge and/or public education? Without a doubt. Does it involve Simon and/or Garfunkel? Only time will tell.
The Evil Zebramen
No relation to the benevolent Zebramen of the Western Plateau of Groosk, these Zebramen are mysteriously out to get Moosh and Old Lady. They may be involved in Moosh's past, but one question inevitably comes to mind: Who let the Zebramen out?