| Clarky's Fozzie Page | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| There once was a wild living, downhilling, freeriding, bourbon guzzling monster of a bicycle mechanic called Fozz..... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| One day about Xmas 2001, Fozzie thought he would go for a nice quiet ride to Lake Sumner with some friends (and Stu). Being the Crusty Stuntmeister, he decided to manual a wheelie through a big puddle. Unfortunately, his balance was off (bourbon?) and he began to tip off backwards. The big guy put his right foot down to save going for a wee swim, but something went SNAP, and down he went. (Dude, sorry I laughed.) Here, Fozzie takes a lie down while Clarky rides for help. |
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| Fozzie, finally back in the car, while we wait for the ambulance. Notice knee is straight up, while foot points towards closest pub. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| The ambulance is here, Phew... Nitrous Oxide! Morphine! Nurse!?! |
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| Fozzie is fine now. In hospital he got 10 titanium screws and 2 titanium plates inserted in his broken leg and ankle. He has the scar to prove it when he sets off airport metal detectors. Thanks to St. John's Ambulance for coming to the rescue. |
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