-Ella Fitzgerald
"What is the meaning of life? To be happy and useful."
-The Dalai Lama
"The best things in life aren't things."
-Anonymous
"Many receive advice. Only wise profit from it."
-Publius Syrus
"The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are."
-Joseph Campbell
"Always be a first-rate version of yourself instead of a second-rate version of somebody else."
-Judy Garland
"If you're not happy with yourself, then yeah, you need to make some changes. But if other people aren't happy with you, but you are, guess what? You're way ahead of the game."
-Freddie Prinze Jr.
"Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big."
-George Carlin
"Don't fear failure. Assume Success."
-Unknown
"Spend the afternoon. You can't take it whith you."
-Annie Dillard
"The time is always right to do what is right."
-Martin Luther King Jr.
"Beauty to me is being comfortable in your own skin."
-Gwyneth Paltrow
"I have dieted continuously for the last two decades and lost a total of 758 pounds. By all calculations, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet."
-Erma Bombeck
"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives."
-Dr. William Dement
"Rubber duckies are optional; bathing is not."
-Unknown
"I am millitant about drugs. You want to do 'em. You're out of my life."
-Sarah Michelle Gellar (I believe in this one strongly)
"Be careful of reading health books. You might die of a misprint."
-Mark Twain
"A friend is a present you give yourself."
-Robert Louis Stevenson
"The way to overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid."
-Bird Johnson (Former first lady)
"I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
-Jane Wagner
"Inside every older person is a younger person-wondering what the hell happened."
-Cora Harvey Armstrong
"A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car."
-Carrie Snow
"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, a woman must do what he can't."
-Rhonda Hansome
"Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
-Charlotte Whitton
"If you can't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning."
-Catherine Aird
"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? how intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?"
-Linda Ellerbee
"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."
-Elayne Boosler
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