9. Where is my flowered thong Howie gave me?
8. That's not where the broom handle goes Nick..I'm telling!!
7. Nick and Aaron stop screwing around?
6. Can I learn to dance with chairs too?
5. It's not fair! Aaron has a bigger wee wee than I do!
4. Mom, why can't I go support the band by proforming at Lilith Fair?
3. What the hell is that noise coming from Nick's room?
2. How come I have tits?
1. Anybody seen my bikini wax?
9. Why the hell does AJ have so many piercings?
8. What color hair dye does Nick use?
7. How does Nick manage not to trip over the chairs when he dances with it?
6. Who did your breast implants, Nick?
5. Are you coming out with any beanie babies soon?
4. Do you guys really wanna kill N'Sync?
3. Do you model yourselves after the New Kids on the Block?
2. Nick, do you need help getting out of that chair?
1. I ran out of things here?
2. Pretend to be busy in the bathroom for 30 minutes when you knkow that one of the other guys is DYING to go.
3. Teach yourself morse code and keep repeating out loud "Beeeeep Bip Bip Beep Bip" at night to the tune of "My Heart Stays with You' when the other guys are trying to sleep?
4. Annoy the crap out of Nick by disconnecting his Nintendo and hooking a camcorder to the TV and then pointing it at the screen.
5. Speak to the guys in a total Puerto Rican ghetto accent.
6. Start each meal by conspicuously sweating all over your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe my grub".
7. Annoy AJ by hiding his cell phone and tell him he has to guess where it is.
8. Sniffle all night long.
9. Reply to all of Kevin's questions with "that's what YOU think, Mr. Perfect"
10. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over all the nude scenes in Brian's "Barbed Wire" (Pam Anderson Lee) videotape.