Backstreet Pick Up Lines
I didn't make any of this stuff up just oldies I thought I would share! (Plus these are classics I beat you have seen them before.)
Nick
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name-
My name is Nick...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.-
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.-
I know Milk, it does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking-
I think I can die happy now....cuz I've seen a piece of heaven.-
Hi, my name is "Milk". I'll do your body good. -
I'm new in town, can I have directions to your house?-
Help the homeless. Take me home with you!-
If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold IT against me?-
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.-
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.-
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you and I together.-
Are those real?-
If you were the last women and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
You can feel the magic between us....No, lower!-
AJ
Be unique, be different, say yes.-
Nice legs...what time do they open?-
Fu*k me if I'm wrong when I say you wanna kiss me.-
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?-
Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.-
Hello, I'm a theif and I'm here to steal your heart.-
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.-
Is that Windex or can I see myself inside your pants?-
Like Motel 6....I'll leave a light on for you.-
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.-
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.-
The only place I want to go is south of the border.-
Hey baby...can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?-
Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya.-
Brian
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.-
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you.-
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? What you don't like pizza.-
I noticed you noticing me, I'm gonna put you on notice that I noticed you too.-
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes-
Do you sleep on your stomach at night? Can I???-
There must be something wrong with my eyes cuz I can't take them off you.-
Baby, somebody call God cause he's missing an angel-
I am a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?-
I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.-
Let me check the tag on your shirt, I want to see if it says "Made in Heaven"-
You must be the limp Doctor because I've got a stiffy-
Kevin
Those clothes look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor-
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest women on earth tonight.-
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.-
Howie
You see my friend over there (Points to friend who sheepishly waes from afar) He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute-
They call me coffee. I grind so fine.-
I may not be Dairy Queen but I'll treat you right.-
Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayer-
I hope you know CPR cause you take my breath away-
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?-
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue-
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