>From: >Hello everyone! I'm not sure if this has >been sent or not...i got this from one of my >other list....It's hilerous! :) >---- >Picture this...Nick's truckin along in his 45 foot > > yacht. And hits sea grass. We at WDM...were privy to his recorded conversation with the Coast Guard. (Props to the ladies of Live Daily and Susie's friend Chris for helpin out with this)
> > Nick: My boat won't move.
> > Coast Guard: Did you try starting it sir?
> > Nick: The motor's on but it won't move.
> > Coast Guard: Is it in the water sir?
> > Nick: Am I an idiot?
> > CG: Just trying to cover all bases sir.
> > Nick: Yes, the motor's on and it's in the water but it won't move.
> > CG: Are you stuck in the grass?
> > Nick: Ok..NOW who's the moron? I said I was in the water...not my backyard.
> > CG: No sir....sea grass.
> > Nick: What the f*ck is sea grass?
> > CG: It's protected underwater habitat common > > to the coasts of Florida. You're in Florida > > right?
> > Nick: How many times do I have to tell you? I'M IN THE WATER!
> > CG: Sir....check to see if there's any sea grass tangled in the propellar.
> > Nick: ARE YOU NUTS? THAT THINGS MOVING! I could chop my hand off.
> > CG: Turn the boat off sir.
> > Nick: Oh...hold on. (Sounds of many things crashing over and a couple cuss words followed by a TURN THE DAMN KEY! And then a "Oh. Turn that damn NSync shit off while your at it.")
> > *Background conversation*
> > Nick: YOU SEE ANYTHING?
> > 1st Unidentified Male Voice: I can't see shit
> > Nick: Is it green?
> > 2nd UMV: No...shit is brown.
> > Nick: Get in the water and look under the boat.
> > 3rd UMV: It's your damn boat....you do it.
> > 4th UMV: It'll mess up my hair.
> > 1st UMV: Fine I'll do it.
> > Nick: Grab the mask and put it to your face and see if there's anything under the boat...I got the Coast Guard on the line.
> > Couple seconds go by...Nick gets back on with the Coast Guard.
> > Nick: Looks like there's something stuck in the motor. Can we hurry this up? There's a shitload of boats waiting to get by...
> > CG: Is it green sir?
> > Nick: They're all different colors.
> > CG: Not the boats sir....the stuff that's stuck in the motor.
> > Nick: Oh....KEV IS IT GREEN?
> > Kevin (Now Identified as 1st UMV): Ya....> > looks like it.
> > Nick: Ya...looks like it.
> > CG: Sir...you are stuck in sea grass.
> > Nick: Sea grass? You people don't mow this shit?
> > 3rd UMV: Sea GRASS? Hey Kev, cut some and bring it up here....I wanna see if I can light it.
> > Kevin: Shutup AJ.
> > CG: Do you know where you are?
> > Nick: I-AM-IN-THE-WAT-ER! Jesus Christ...do you listen?
> > 2nd UMV: Nick...watch your mouth.
> > CG: I meant what is your current position? Latitude and Longitude?
> > Nick: Hell I dunno....Dude, where the hell are we?
> > 2nd UMV: In the Keys moron.
> > Nick: I KNEW that.....WHERE in the Keys?
> > 4th UMV: You live here...don't you know?
> > Nick: I live in Marathon and there's a big bridge.
> > 4th UMV: What's the name of the bridge?
> > Nick: I dunno but it looks like it's a few miles long.
> > CG: That's the 7 Mile Bridge sir.
> > Nick: Oh....makes sense.
> > 2nd UMV: So much for naming it N Control huh?
> > Nick: Shutup Brian.
> > CG: Sir....you'll need to leave the engine > > off....we'll send someone out there.
> > Nick: Ok...we'll wait here for ya then.
> > *Nicks phone call to his father recorded off > > of someone's radio scanner*
> > Bob: Hello?
> > Nick: Dad....I'm stuck in sea grass.
> > Bob: What the f*ck is sea grass? Don't they mow that shit?
> > Nick: Don't be a dumbass dad...it's an > > underwater...habitat....thing.
> > Bob: What the hell were you doin in it?
> > Nick: I got stuck.
> > Bob: On purpose? You weren't tryin to cut it > > were you?
> > Nick: No....I can't get the boat out and we're blocking marine traffic.
> > Bob: Then pull over and let em pass.
> > Nick: Dad...it's not the same as driving.
> > Bob: Thank God I thought you wrecked the car.
> > Nick: Dad...I said I was in the boat.
> > Bob: Oh....then just drive it home....> > where'd you park?
> > Nick: I-AM-IN-THE-WAT-ER...Jesus Christ don't you listen?
> > Brian (In the background): NICK WATCH YOUR MOUTH!
> > AJ (breathes in deep): This is some good shit.
> > Howie: Is salt water good for the hair?
> > Kevin: IS SOMEONE GONNA HELP ME OUTTA THE GODDAMN WATER?
> > Bob: Who's there?
> > Nick: The other guys.
> > Bob: How the hell'd you fit all of them in your car?
> Nick: Nevermind *click* > >----- > >I'm still dying with laughter here.....;) >Take Care, >Shannon :) >KTBPA ALWAYS! :) > >===== >[email protected] >http://ajfanatics.cjb.net >http://lovinhowienbsb.cjb.net >http://lovinhowied.cjb.net >http://shannonlouisa.cjb.net >http://shannonspoetry.cjb.net >When it comes to the Backstreet Boys, I'm not OBSESSED...I'm FOCUSED! HH#46 AH#12