Proteus: "It's my responsibility to bring the Book of Peace safely to Syracuse."
Sinbad: "See, now I just feel bad, 'cause you're gonna get fired."
Sinbad: "And you are?"
Eris: "Eris, the goddess of discord. You may have seen my likeness on the temple walls."
Sinbad: "You know, they don't do you justice."
Eris: (about Sinbad) "He's so cute. And so gullible."
Kale: "What happened down here?"
Sinbad: "You wouldn't believe me if I told you."
Kale: "Try me."
Sinbad: "Okay, here goes. So I meet Eris, the goddess of gaos? She's got a major crush on me, and she invited me back to her place."
Proteus: "Do you have any idea how serious this is?"
Sinbad: "Do you have any idea how many times I've heard that today?"
Sinbad: "Look, this is the way it works. First, I actually commit a crime, And THEN you get to blame me for it!"
Kale: "Fiji?"
Sinbad: "Think of the beaches!"
Kale: "Beautiful - if you like mosquitoes."
Sinbad: "Think of the sun!"
Kale: "It's monsoon season!"
Sinbad: "Ahh,the The women!
Kale: "They're cannibals Sinbad."
Sinbad: "Exactly!"
Marina: "Are you sure--"
Sinbad: "Yes, we have done this kind of thing before, no, there is no other way, and yes, you do have my permission to stand there quietly and receive a free lesson in sailing."
Sinbad: "Who's bad? Sinbad!"
Sinbad: (about Marina) "How can one woman do so much damage?"
Marina: "Knife, please."
Sinbad: "OK, right, like I'd give you a weapon."
[Everyone is seasick from being towed in the wake of a giant fish.]
Sinbad: "Whose idea was that again?"
Marina: "I don't know, but he owes me lunch."
Eris: "Enough talking! Time for some screaming."
[Going to rescue Marina from a giant snow bird.]
Sinbad: "She couldn't see that bird? Everyone else saw it. Marina? Marina is looking the other way."
Marina: "So, how do we get down?"
Sinbad: "I don't know."
[She stares at him.]
Sinbad: "I don't know yet." I am thinking about it alrigt"
Marina: "You scaled a thousand-foot tower of ice, and you don't know how to get down?"
Sinbad: "Of all the ungratefull"Hey, if you'd rather take your chances on your own, that can be arranged!"
Sinbad: "Pray to the gods. We'll be meeting them soon."
Sinbad: "This has to be a little embarrassing for you, Eris."
Eris: "Don't push your luckSinbad.You're cute. But not that cute."
Marina: "You are rescueing me?"
Sinbad: "Well - yes, if that's what you want to call it. But this is going to cost you another diamond. Rescues are not part of the usual tourist package."
[It is cold and Kale is bare-chested.]
Sinbad: (to Kale) "Will you put a shirt on? Before you poke someones eye out!."