Stupid Repetitive Question FAQ

Stupid Repetitive Question FAQ

 

Since I’m thoroughly sick of answering the same questions on The Sims BBS every day, I’m making this FAQ. Personally, I think one could easily find the answers to these questions on their own, but apparently not. If you’re insulted by the title, that’s too bad. You can put in some effort and find the answers yourself, just like I did

Pets

About once a week someone has the great "new" (they always say it’s a new idea, too) that there ought to be pets in the game that you can train and run over, and walk and flea dip and…

"Why can’t we have dogs and cats?"

MAXIS has said since shortly after the game’s release that there cannot be dogs or cats because the game’s engine (programming) doesn’t allow for 4-legged animals in the game. So we’re sol on this one until there’s a new game, folks.

" But I’ve seen 4-legged pets on fan sites, so what do you mean?"

You saw objects that look like pets. I even have a turtle on this page. The thing about user-created pets, many of which you can get at www.killersims.com, is that they aren’t very good. Most of them are stationary objects cloned from dollhouses. Those like the turtle, the simsplus pig, or the killer Sims pets that do move are cloned from the fish tank or something similar, and all they do is move a little and make a mess. You’ll probably never find a pet that can be trained, walked etc. because object makers are even more limited than maxis is. We can only clone objects, which means no new functions.

Cars

"I want a car I can drive!"

I suggest you go to your nearest dodge or ford dealership. There are no cars for the Sims that can leave the lot, so don’t expect to get one your Sim can drive anywhere with. The cars you can download are purely for decoration.

"That’s ok, where do I get stationary cars then?"

www.killersims.com, www.simsplus.com, www.thesimsresouce.com

Babies

" How long does it take for a baby to become a child?"

Exactly 3 days, or 72 Sim-hours from the time the cradle shows up in the house.

" How do I keep the social worker from taking the baby?"

For the longest time I couldn’t figure out why so many people couldn’t figure this out since I’ve successfully raised babies since the day I got the game. Someone told me this is why: some people think that putting their Sims free will on and giving them high autonomy will make them look after the baby without prompting. This is not so. The Sims don’t have much in way of a nurturing instinct, and will not care for the baby unless you direct them to. Taking care of baby is pretty simple as long as you know the following things:

  1. When baby cries, pause the game and get rid of all other pending actions in the Sims queue. The baby can only cry for about 30 minutes without soc warning you or coming if you’ve already been warned.
  2. Feed the baby, then sing to it. Then sing to it again. (you can click on a spot on the floor to get a "go here" icon then click sing again if you’d like) Don’t play with it. It doesn’t affect their personality, and most babies scream more after you do. If the baby continues to cry you must feed it or sing to it until it stops, or it will be taken away.
  3. Baby will sleep for exactly six hours after your Sim puts him or her down once they’ve stopped crying. This gives your Sim plenty of time to nap, eat, shower, socialize etc.

" Both my Sims have jobs, can I leave the baby unattended?"

Not unless you want the soc. to take it away. A couple of people have figured out how to work and keep baby, but that’s only something I’d recommend advanced players try, so I’m not mention how they did it. What you can do is this: have dad miss work the first day, have mom miss it the second day, have dad miss it the third. Since Sims only have to work every other day, they can keep baby and jobs this way. Kids can take care of baby and miss a little school as long as they study too, if you have a single parent with kids in your game. Of course if you use the baby cheat on my cheat page you won’t loose your job then, either.

 

Baby-sitters

" Where can I get a baby-sitter?"

You can’t. For some reason MAXIS hasn’t ever been responsive to the idea. Personally, I think it would be no more difficult for them to include than the maid or gardener, but they even said there are no plans to make one in the last developer’s chat.

" But someone said I could download one at …" "Someone said I could move in one…"

The "one you can download" is a skin, not a character.

There are people who tend to tell you that you can move a Sim into your house to look after infants. While this is true, you still have to keep that Sim’s needs up, so it’s no different than having one parent Sim be unemployed. Too much of a hassle if you ask me.

Kids

"How long does it take for kids to grow up?"

Sorry, kids don’t grow up. Maybe in the next version of the Sims.

"Wait! What about Baby Growup? Kid Growup?"

There’s no such thing as Baby Growup, so far as I know. There is Kid Growup though, that’s a third party program offered at Slink’s Burrow. Lots of people have claimed it "screwed up" their game, so use at your own risk. It works fine for me, but it does have one odd quirk to it. If your kid isn’t on the lot (like at school) using grow up makes a tall kid. I think it’s neat, but you might not. Then, I’m one of the people who really really wants toddler/preschoolers/teens/elderly in the next Sims game.

"How long will my kid be at military school?"

Forever. They don’t come back, sorry. S/he should have studied.

"My kid won’t study!"

Just like grown ups and skills points, you need to make the kid happy before sending it to study. Let it watch TV or do something to increase fun points, then they will study their little hearts out.

Live Nude Sims

" Where’s the sex patch???"

There isn’t one. The closest to sex in the game is playing under the covers in the heart bed.

" How do I get rid of the blur?" "how do I see naked Sims?"

Download the censor remover. They have it at lots of sites. The Sims exposed has a censor remover/nude skin pack on their sites.

" Why are so many people against nudity in the Sims?"

I dunno, they’re self-righteous and uptight? It’s your game, do what you want with it, you paid for it.

Twins

"My baby suddenly turned into two kids and I can’t control one!"

There’s no "suddenly" you clicked on the kid’s face icon as it was turning into a child. I think this causes the twins to have no personalities too. The second twin will not be able to be controlled (like the clones in LL) if the twin bugs you go to buy click shift-ctrl-c and delete it.

"Can you have more than one baby at a time?"

Yes, in two cases.

  1. You download a "buyable" baby from a fan site. You can buy as many as you want.
  2. You have LL and use the heart bed. A bug in it allows couples to keep producing babies unlike kissing which only let you have one.

Unfortunately, there is a draw back to having more than one baby at a time. It won’t affect their personalities, as some fear(given the twin problems), but they only get one name. All babies born within the same 3 day period get the lastborn’s name, regardless of gender or amount of babies. Read my re-naming instuctions on the cheat page.



Graphic Packs

" I downloaded the Career Skins (or Cars) Graphic Packs from TheSims.com, how do I put them in my game?"

You don't. If you understand the word graphic, you know it means "picture." That's what the graphic packs are, pictures for your sims web page. They have nothing to do with the game itself.

Houses, Changing Lots or Neighborhoods

" Can I put my house on a different lot? In a different neighborhood?"

Yes. See my cheats section for instuctions.

 

Leaving the Lot

" Can my Sim leave the lot?"

Only to go to work and school. They can’t visit the neighbors unless you switch which house you’re playing and invite them over.


Can my sims interact with sims in other neighborhoods?"

Unfortunately, they can't. Sorry.

"Sims should be able to: go to work, go shopping…and us see it."

Maybe they should, but they can’t. That’d require a whole new game engine and much faster computers than are made now. Think about it, the more details, the more ram and higher processor needed. When there are 12 gig Pentiums and 800MB RAM computers, then that sort of thing will be possible.

Houses

"Can we make houses with 3 or more floors?" "Can we make houses with basements?"

No for both. Some people have made it **look** like they have but you are limited to just 2 floors.

Altered States

"How do Sims get drunk?"

They don’t. MAXIS couldn’t have gotten a teen rating if they could, so the bars don’t get them drunk.

Cheats

"Why don’t you have the money cheat?"

Because there are a million sites with it. Go to yahoo and type "Sim cheats."

"Why are there so many people against cheating in the Sims?"

Some people can’t stand the thought of other people having fun in a different way than they would.

Sim Days

"Why isn’t there an object every week like MAXIS promised?"

They never said that. They promised something "new and fun" but they obviously have different ideas about fun than I do, but… with all the fan sites out there now, who really cares? It’s not worth getting upset over like some people tend to do.

"I thought Sim Days were Thursday, how come the new stuff is up on Wednesday?"

For some mysterious reason, they mean Thursday in the Eastern Hemisphere. I find it odd, given that they leave anyone not in North America out of contests…

The Sims Exchange

" Why can’t I upload/download from the exchange?"

MAXIS hates you. It’s ok, they hate me too. Put your albums on zing.com like I do if you still would like to share them.

Making Things

" How do I make floors and walls?"

Download Homecrafter from thesims.com. Then create or download jpgs and bmps you’d like to make into floor tiles and wallpapers.

"How do I make paintings?"

Download art studio and do the same as above.

"How do I make skins?"

Ok, go into your Maxis/The Sims/Game Data/Skins folder. Pick a skin, they start with the letter "b" and open it in a paint program (I recommend downloading a demo of paint pro 7, which you can find under "free downloads" at cnet.com) alter the skin to your satisfaction, make sure it’s in 256 colors, and re-name it with a new extension . Something like the original skin is B004Fafitmed_joe so call yours B004Fafitmed_horsey. Don’t change any letters or numbers before the _. There’s a good tutorial at the Sims resource.

" How do I make meshes?"

A mesh, if you don’t know, is pretty much the Sim’s body beneath his skin. Like our skeleton, really. To make a new mesh, you need to go to and download Bodywarp. http://personal.cfw.com/%7Ecyclone/ It’s a simple program, and there may be instructions for it on the site, but I didn’t need to read them if there are. What you do is to open into your skins directory and select a mesh to alter. Then you pick body parts to change size(how I made the pregnant skins) until you’re happy with it. Be very careful to re-name the mesh, since it won’t ask you if you want to replace the mesh you altered. Then, just remember than the skin must have the same Bxxxx name as your new mesh to appear in the game.

"How do I make objects?"

Personally, I don’t suggest attempting object making until you can make the above, since making objects is the most difficult thing to do. Once you’re ready to try, you’ll have to download the Transmogrifier (t-mog) at http://www.lushcreations.com/TransmogrifierDocumentation.htm Before you attempt your first object read the Tutorial on the site! So few people do, and get all confused. Basically what t-mog does is to copy an object then make copies of the pictures that go into the objects for you to alter. Like I said, it’s not easy, and you should read the tutorial. There are other tutorials at Jenny’s Sims and 7 Deadly Sims.

User Objects

"How do I get stuff I’ve downloaded to show up in my game?"

Unzip it to the proper Maxis/the Sims/game data folder. Floors in floor, walls in walls etc. The only exception is houses which are in the Maxis/the Sims/user data folders.

"Where do I get non-winzip downloads?"

At the Mall of The Sims, The Rooke’s Nest and Sims Plus. But really, winzip is easy enough for a child to use, and since 99.9% of sites use it, you better learn how too. The Rooke also has a wonderful FAQ to instruct you how to use win-zip at his site, click on Help. http://members.aol.com/therookesnest/

"People who make objects should make airplanes you can fly/homework that’s graded/ guns to kill other Sims/cigarettes to give Sims cancer…."

We can’t. We can only make an object that starts out as something already in the game. That means we can change how things can look, but we can’t make anything with new actions and uses. Maybe some day MAXIS will let us use their object builder, but for now we can’t as much as we’d like to.

What Are You, Stupid?

"Where can I get a registration # for The Sims/ Living Large/House Party?"

Buy a copy, it’s on the back of the jewel case. People who buy games don’t tend to want to help people who have warez copies.

"Do you have to buy LL and House Party or can you download them?"

Sure, a company that wants your money is going to let you download the expansions. Are you insane?

Links

"Where do I find the sites mentioned in the FAQ?"

Type them into search on Yahoo, or Alta Vista etc. , or check the fan site listing at The Sims.com.



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