| "Aloha! I'm Gilligan, and I run the Volcano Island Resort with my two girlfriends, Ginger and Mary Ann. This island is a nice, secluded place with an awesome view of an inactive volcano. We swim in the covered heart-shaped pool every day and soak in the clothing-optional hot tub every night. There's a community bar-b-q for dinner, or there's a kitchenette in both rooms for a quick snack. The lobby has a slot machine, but we've lost all of our money, already. This place is great for honeymooners, because its for adults only." |
