| "How ya doin'? I'm Stan, and that beautiful piece of work over there is my wife, Stella. We've been lookin' to get ourselves into a legitimate business venture, and we found it with the Pink Flamingo Motel. There's six rooms to rent, and we will offer hourly rates for those gentlemen who would like to relax their secretaries in our vibratin' beds during lunch. The pool will be open 24 hours for that late night rendevouz with your sugar bum, but there will be no lifeguard on duty, so have fun at your own risk." |