| "Hello, we're the Smith brothers. I'm John, and I run the general store. My brother, James, runs the saloon next door. He likes to keep a good moral atmosphere in his establishment. That means no gambling, shooting, or getting fresh with the ladies in his saloon. However, business has been kind of slow for him, since he started enforcing those rules. So, he has some time to play a little chess in my store every night. The general store is stocked with all the necessary goods. The oil lamps are quite a good seller. We share an outhouse out back and have wash tubs in our living quarters for our Saturday night baths." |
