Lisa The Vegetarian - Lisa als Vegetarierin 3F03
Erstausstrahlung US: 15.10.1995 - D: 8.11.1996
Lisa realizes that it's wrong to eat animals after a long petting session with a baby lamb at a local zoo. Swearing off meat turns out to be a controversial decision for Lisa, since everyone around her seems to support the eating of flesh. At school, Lisa must sit through a politically slanted pro-meat film and eat only hotdog buns for lunch; at home, she has to put up with Homer's plans for a meaty barbecue party. After fighting about her beliefs with her family, Lisa runs away to the Kwik-E-Mart, where she discovers a kindred spirit in Apu, who is not only a strict vegetarian, but a vegan as well. Lisa also meets two other vegetarians, Paul and Linda McCartney, who explain that while it's important to stick to her convictions about vegetariansm, she must also tolerate the beliefs of others. Knowing that Paul and Linda are right, Lisa makes up with Homer and they accept each other's different points of view.
So begann alles...
Als Ned ein Barbecue
veranstaltet zu dem nur Flanders' eingeladen sind
plant Homer sein eigenes.
Homer: This Barbecue will be hard anklish work, but I'm sure you're up to it marge.
Marge: Well it could be a good chance to get to know our neighbors outside a courtroom setting.
Homer: You know what you should serve marge? All these lamb chops, these are the best ever.
Marge: Thank you Homie, you might say the extra ingredient is sapt (?).
Dann bekommt Lisa Zweifel
Lamb: Ple-e-e-se Li-i-i-sa I thought you lo-o-o-oved me, lo-o-o-oved me
Marge: Whats Wrong Lisa? Cant get enough lamb chops?
Lisa: I can't eat this, I can't eat a poor little lamb.
Homer: Lisa get a hold yourself, that is lamb not a lamb.
Lisa: What's the difference between this lamb and the one that kissed me?
Bart: This spent two hours in the grill.
Marge: If you don't like lamb chops there are lots of other thigs I can make:
hicken breast, rub (?) roast, Hot Dogs.
So werden also Hot Dogs hergestellt...
Lisa: No I can't, I can't eat any of them.
Homer: Wait, wait, wait Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again?
What about bacon?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops ?!?
Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal.
Homer:Yeah right Lisa, a wonderful "magical" animal, hehehe.
Bart: I think Lisa is right dad, eating meat is ba-a-a-ad (Bild unten links)
Lisa schlägt Bart das Stück Fleisch aus der Hand und es landet in Homers Mund.
Bart: Hey, that's my chop!
Ms. Hoover: Ok class, time to disect our worms!
Class: Yeah!!!!!!
Ms. Hoover: First, pin them down so that they don't fly up and hitch(?) you in the eye.
Ralph: Ähm Ms Hoover
Ms. Hoover: Yes Ralph, what is it?
Ralph: My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it, can I have a new one?
Ms. Hoover: No Ralph, there aren't any more, just try to sleep while the other children are learning.
Ralph: Oh boys, sleep, that's where I'm a viking!
Worm: Li-i-i-isa what did I do to yo-o-o-u...
Lisa (to herself): Why does it talk like a lamb?
Lisa: Ah Ms Hoover, I don't think I can disect an animal, I think it's wrong.
Ms. Hoover: Ok Lisa I respect your moral objection (betätigt Freidenkeralarm)
Homer: This Barbecue will be hard anklish work, but I'm sure you're up to it marge.
Marge: Well it could be a good chance to get to know our neighbors outside a courtroom setting.
Homer: You know what you should serve marge? All these lamb chops, these are the best ever.
Marge: Thank you Homie, you might say the extra ingredient is sapt (?).
Dann bekommt Lisa Zweifel
Lamb: Ple-e-e-se Li-i-i-sa I thought you lo-o-o-oved me, lo-o-o-oved me
Marge: Whats Wrong Lisa? Cant get enough lamb chops?
Lisa: I can't eat this, I can't eat a poor little lamb.
Homer: Lisa get a hold yourself, that is lamb not a lamb.
Lisa: What's the difference between this lamb and the one that kissed me?
Bart: This spent two hours in the grill.
Marge: If you don't like lamb chops there are lots of other thigs I can make:
hicken breast, rub (?) roast, Hot Dogs.
So werden also Hot Dogs hergestellt...
Lisa: No I can't, I can't eat any of them.
Homer: Wait, wait, wait Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again?
What about bacon?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops ?!?
Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal.
Homer:Yeah right Lisa, a wonderful "magical" animal, hehehe.
Bart: I think Lisa is right dad, eating meat is ba-a-a-ad (Bild unten links)
Lisa schlägt Bart das Stück Fleisch aus der Hand und es landet in Homers Mund.
Bart: Hey, that's my chop!
Ms. Hoover: Ok class, time to disect our worms!
Class: Yeah!!!!!!
Ms. Hoover: First, pin them down so that they don't fly up and hitch(?) you in the eye.
Ralph: Ähm Ms Hoover
Ms. Hoover: Yes Ralph, what is it?
Ralph: My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it, can I have a new one?
Ms. Hoover: No Ralph, there aren't any more, just try to sleep while the other children are learning.
Ralph: Oh boys, sleep, that's where I'm a viking!
Worm: Li-i-i-isa what did I do to yo-o-o-u...
Lisa (to herself): Why does it talk like a lamb?
Lisa: Ah Ms Hoover, I don't think I can disect an animal, I think it's wrong.
Ms. Hoover: Ok Lisa I respect your moral objection (betätigt Freidenkeralarm)
Lisa: Excuse me isn't anything here that doesnt have meat in
it?
Küchenhilfe Doris: Possibly the meat loaf.
Lisa: Well, I believe you're required to provide a vegetarian alternative.
Küchenhilfe Doris: It's rich in bundy(?) goodness.
Lisa: Do you remember when you lost your passion for this job?
Küchenhilfe Doris betätigt Freidenkeralarm
(animiertes Itchy & Scratchy gif)
Lisa: I never realisd before, but some Itchy & Scratchy cartoons send the message that violence against animals is funny.
Bart: Say what? Cartoons don't have messages Lisa, they're just a bunch of hillarious stuff.
You know like people getting hurt and stuffs like that.
(Homer schlägt ihm die Tür auf den Kopf)
Homer zeigt die Einladungskarten für sein Barbecue her:
Lisa: Dad, can't you have some other kind of party, one where you don't serve meat?
Homer: All normal people love meat, if I went to a barbecue and there was no meat I would say:
Yo, where's the meat?
I'm trying to impress people Lisa, you don't make friends with salad.
Bart: You don't make friends with salad...
Homer & Bart: You don't make friends with salad, you don't make friends with salad,...
Skinner: Good morning class, a certain agitator, let's call her Lisa S. no that's too obvious.
Let's say L. Simpson, has quetions about certain school policies.
I want you to watch this film:
Jimmy: Mr. McLure
Troy: Oh hello Bobby.
Jimmmy: Jimmy, I'm curious how the meat gets from the range to my stomach ?
Troy: Slow down Jimmy, you just asked a mouthful !
It all starts here in the high density fee (?) block, then when the cattle are just right,
it's time for them to graduate from bovine university.
Troy: Come on Jimmy lets take a look at the killing floor.
Don't let the name throw you Jimmy, it's not really a floor, it's more a steel grading,
that allows material to slooze (?) through so that it can be collected and exported.
Troy: Gettin' hungry Jimmy?
Jimmy: Ah Mr. McLure I have a crazy friend who says it's wrong to eat meat, is he crazy?
Troy: No just ignorant, you see your crazy friend never heard of the food chain.
Troy: Just ask the scientician.
Scientician: Ah,...
Troy: He will tell you that in nature one creature eats another to survive.
If a cow would got the chance it would eat you and everyone you care about.
Lisa: They can't really expect us to swallow that.
Skinner: Now a special treat from the friends of the meat council, please help yourself to this tray.
Klasse stürmt zum Tisch wo irgendetwas fleischartiges bereit steht...
Lisa: Stop it, stop it, don't you realize that you've just been brainwashed by corporate propaganda?
Girl from the class: Pff, my crazy friend here hasn't heard of the food chain.
Boy: Yeah, Lisa the grade A moron.
Ralph: When I grow up I'm going to graduate on bovine university!
Dann beim Grillfest...
Lisa: Good news everyone, you don't have to eat meat. I made enough Gazpacho for all!
It's tomato soup served ice cold.
Guests: Hahahaha...
Barney: Go back to Russia!
Homer: Ok everybody it's the moment you were all waiting for, the pig to resistance!
Guests: Whoo, Ahhh...
Lisa's Rache:
Lisa schiebt das Schwein auf einen Berg, dann rollt es weiter...
Homer und Bart verfolgen das Schwein :
Homer: It's just a little dirty, it's still good, it's still good!
It's just a little slivy(?), it's still good, it's still good!
It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good!
Bart: It's gone.
Homer: I know...
Beim Früstück entsteht dann ein Streit zwischen Homer und Lisa:
Homer: I don't need any serving suggestions from you, you barbecue knowing nothing at all !
Lisa: That's it, I can't live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore. I AM out of here!
Zwillingsmädchen 1: Look it's Ms potato head.
Zwillingsmädchen 2: Her head is made out of lettuce.
Ralph: I can't believe I used to go out with you.
Anderes Mädchen: Are you going to marry a carrot Lisa?
Lisa: Yes, I'm gonna marry a carrot.
Alle Mädchen: She admitted it, she admitted it, she's going to marry a carrot!
Bei Krusty Burgers...
Lisa: The whole world wants me to eat meat, I can't fight it anymore!
Nachdem sie vom Hot Dog gegessen hat:
Lisa: There is everybody happy now?
Apu: I take it from your yelling that you like my tofu dogs.
Lisa: Tofu?
Apu: Oh yes, no meat, and only twice the fat of a normal hot dog.
I made the switch and nobody noticed.
Lisa: But why Apu?
Apu: Because I'm a vegetarian, haven't you ever seen my T Shirt?
"Don't have a cow man"
Lisa: That's cute.
Apu: Let me show you something Lisa.
Er zeigt ihr seinen Dachgarten...
Apu: I know it's not easy to be vegetarian Lisa.
Lisa: That's why I ran away from home.
Paul McCartney: What, she's leaving home?
Lisa: Wow Paul McCartney! I read about you in history class.
But where's Linda?
Linda: Right here Lisa, when ever we are in springfield, we like to hang out in Apu's garden in the shade.
Paul: We met him in India years ago.
Apu: Back then I was known as the fifth beatle.
Paul: Sure you were Apu...
Apu: You know Lisa, Paul and Linda are vegetarians too, infact Linda has her own line of untrace(?).
Lisa: Apu I'm sure that's the last thing they wanna talk about.
Linda: We weren't satisfied with the other vegetarian meals on the market, you be
surprised how often you find a big hunk of pork in them.
Paul: Linda and I feel strongly about animal rights, in fact if you play "Maybe I'm amazed"
backwards, you'll here a recipe for really good lentil soup.
Lisa: When will all those fools will learn that you can be perfectly healthy simply
eating vegetables, fruits, grains and chese.
Apu: Uh cheese!
Lisa: You don't eat cheese Apu?
Apu: No, I don't eat any food that comes from an animal.
Lisa: Than you must think I'm a monster?
Apu: Yes indeed I do think, but long ago I learned to tolerate others rather then forcing my
beliefs on them, you know you can influence people without baggering(?) them away.
It's like Pauls song "Live and let live".
Paul: Actually it was "Live and let die".
Apu: But whatever it had a good reason.
Lisa: I guess I have been hard to some people, especially my dad.
Thank you guys!
Küchenhilfe Doris: Possibly the meat loaf.
Lisa: Well, I believe you're required to provide a vegetarian alternative.
Küchenhilfe Doris: It's rich in bundy(?) goodness.
Lisa: Do you remember when you lost your passion for this job?
Küchenhilfe Doris betätigt Freidenkeralarm
(animiertes Itchy & Scratchy gif)
Lisa: I never realisd before, but some Itchy & Scratchy cartoons send the message that violence against animals is funny.
Bart: Say what? Cartoons don't have messages Lisa, they're just a bunch of hillarious stuff.
You know like people getting hurt and stuffs like that.
(Homer schlägt ihm die Tür auf den Kopf)
Homer zeigt die Einladungskarten für sein Barbecue her:
Lisa: Dad, can't you have some other kind of party, one where you don't serve meat?
Homer: All normal people love meat, if I went to a barbecue and there was no meat I would say:
Yo, where's the meat?
I'm trying to impress people Lisa, you don't make friends with salad.
Bart: You don't make friends with salad...
Homer & Bart: You don't make friends with salad, you don't make friends with salad,...
Skinner: Good morning class, a certain agitator, let's call her Lisa S. no that's too obvious.
Let's say L. Simpson, has quetions about certain school policies.
I want you to watch this film:
Jimmy: Mr. McLure
Troy: Oh hello Bobby.
Jimmmy: Jimmy, I'm curious how the meat gets from the range to my stomach ?
Troy: Slow down Jimmy, you just asked a mouthful !
It all starts here in the high density fee (?) block, then when the cattle are just right,
it's time for them to graduate from bovine university.
Troy: Come on Jimmy lets take a look at the killing floor.
Don't let the name throw you Jimmy, it's not really a floor, it's more a steel grading,
that allows material to slooze (?) through so that it can be collected and exported.
Troy: Gettin' hungry Jimmy?
Jimmy: Ah Mr. McLure I have a crazy friend who says it's wrong to eat meat, is he crazy?
Troy: No just ignorant, you see your crazy friend never heard of the food chain.
Troy: Just ask the scientician.
Scientician: Ah,...
Troy: He will tell you that in nature one creature eats another to survive.
If a cow would got the chance it would eat you and everyone you care about.
Lisa: They can't really expect us to swallow that.
Skinner: Now a special treat from the friends of the meat council, please help yourself to this tray.
Klasse stürmt zum Tisch wo irgendetwas fleischartiges bereit steht...
Lisa: Stop it, stop it, don't you realize that you've just been brainwashed by corporate propaganda?
Girl from the class: Pff, my crazy friend here hasn't heard of the food chain.
Boy: Yeah, Lisa the grade A moron.
Ralph: When I grow up I'm going to graduate on bovine university!
Dann beim Grillfest...
Lisa: Good news everyone, you don't have to eat meat. I made enough Gazpacho for all!
It's tomato soup served ice cold.
Guests: Hahahaha...
Barney: Go back to Russia!
Homer: Ok everybody it's the moment you were all waiting for, the pig to resistance!
Guests: Whoo, Ahhh...
Lisa's Rache:
Lisa schiebt das Schwein auf einen Berg, dann rollt es weiter...
Homer und Bart verfolgen das Schwein :
Homer: It's just a little dirty, it's still good, it's still good!
It's just a little slivy(?), it's still good, it's still good!
It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good!
Bart: It's gone.
Homer: I know...
Beim Früstück entsteht dann ein Streit zwischen Homer und Lisa:
Homer: I don't need any serving suggestions from you, you barbecue knowing nothing at all !
Lisa: That's it, I can't live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore. I AM out of here!
Zwillingsmädchen 1: Look it's Ms potato head.
Zwillingsmädchen 2: Her head is made out of lettuce.
Ralph: I can't believe I used to go out with you.
Anderes Mädchen: Are you going to marry a carrot Lisa?
Lisa: Yes, I'm gonna marry a carrot.
Alle Mädchen: She admitted it, she admitted it, she's going to marry a carrot!
Bei Krusty Burgers...
Lisa: The whole world wants me to eat meat, I can't fight it anymore!
Nachdem sie vom Hot Dog gegessen hat:
Lisa: There is everybody happy now?
Apu: I take it from your yelling that you like my tofu dogs.
Lisa: Tofu?
Apu: Oh yes, no meat, and only twice the fat of a normal hot dog.
I made the switch and nobody noticed.
Lisa: But why Apu?
Apu: Because I'm a vegetarian, haven't you ever seen my T Shirt?
"Don't have a cow man"
Lisa: That's cute.
Apu: Let me show you something Lisa.
Er zeigt ihr seinen Dachgarten...
Apu: I know it's not easy to be vegetarian Lisa.
Lisa: That's why I ran away from home.
Paul McCartney: What, she's leaving home?
Lisa: Wow Paul McCartney! I read about you in history class.
But where's Linda?
Linda: Right here Lisa, when ever we are in springfield, we like to hang out in Apu's garden in the shade.
Paul: We met him in India years ago.
Apu: Back then I was known as the fifth beatle.
Paul: Sure you were Apu...
Apu: You know Lisa, Paul and Linda are vegetarians too, infact Linda has her own line of untrace(?).
Lisa: Apu I'm sure that's the last thing they wanna talk about.
Linda: We weren't satisfied with the other vegetarian meals on the market, you be
surprised how often you find a big hunk of pork in them.
Paul: Linda and I feel strongly about animal rights, in fact if you play "Maybe I'm amazed"
backwards, you'll here a recipe for really good lentil soup.
Lisa: When will all those fools will learn that you can be perfectly healthy simply
eating vegetables, fruits, grains and chese.
Apu: Uh cheese!
Lisa: You don't eat cheese Apu?
Apu: No, I don't eat any food that comes from an animal.
Lisa: Than you must think I'm a monster?
Apu: Yes indeed I do think, but long ago I learned to tolerate others rather then forcing my
beliefs on them, you know you can influence people without baggering(?) them away.
It's like Pauls song "Live and let live".
Paul: Actually it was "Live and let die".
Apu: But whatever it had a good reason.
Lisa: I guess I have been hard to some people, especially my dad.
Thank you guys!