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Simpsons profile : Moe Syzlak
Full name: Moe Syzlak
Identity: The surly, two-faced owner of Moe's tavern.
Also known as: Uncle Moe, Mr. Moe, "Unkie Moe," the tough kid-"Smelly" (on "The Little Rascals"), Kid Gorgeous, Kid Presentable, Kid gruesome, and finally Kid Moe Occupation: Owner of Moe's Tavern. for a brief period it was named, Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag! It's even been named Moe's Pet Shop! Regular customers: Homer, Barney, Larry, Sam, Lenny and Carl. Hates: The kid who keeps making prank phone calls to him (Bart Simpson), and 'Those Damn Immigants'. Financial status: Debatable. Recently won $500,000 , however, owes plenty of money: he was '64 grand in the hole' and afraid of losing his thumbs, and Barney had a beer tab of $14 billion (Moe would have to have paid for these originally, so he is out of pocket).Previous jobs: Selling Flaming Moe's and teacher of 'Funk dancing for Self-defence' at the Adult Education Annex.
MISC: is not an American citizenFunniest Quotes :-
"Hi, my name's Moe. Or as the ladies like to refer to me,'hey you in the bushes'."
"Plastic surgery, eh? Maybe they could dynamite Mount Crapmore here and carve me a new kisser."
"I'm better than dirt - well most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy, store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I, I can't compete with that stuff."
"All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog."
"Hey, I don't need no advice from a pinball machine. I'll have you know, I wrote the book on love."
"They think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants."
"People today are healthier and drinking less. You know, if it wasn't for the
junior high school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine."
"Say, Barn. Uh, remember when I said I'd have to send away to NASA to calculate your bar tab? The results came today"
"Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?"
"Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything."
"You're a pig. Barney's a pig. Larry's a pig. We're all pigs...once in a while, we can crawl out of the slop, hose ourselves off, and act like human beings."
"Aw, you're better off. Rich people aren't happy. From the day they're born to the day they die, they think they're happy, but trust me...they ain't."
"Homer, lighten up. You're making 'Happy Hour' bitterly ironic."
"I wasn't really gonna kill ya; I was just gonna cut ya. Aah, forget it."
"Oh, uh, hi, Marge. I heard you and Homer broke up so I'm declaring my intentions to move in on his territory. Here, I brung you some posies."
"It's been four years since my last date with a, whatchoo-call-it, uh, woman."
"But, Blanche! You gotta help me out here. Please! I'm sixty-four grand in the hole. They're gonna take my thumbs!"