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Grounds-Keeper Willie
Full Name:
Grounds-Keeper Willie
Known Aliases: Rowdy Rowdy Peeper
Identity: Willie is a surly, gruff, hot-tempered sort of a fella, and what you see is what you get. As far as this shaggy-haired, thickly-accented Scotsman is concerned, manners are for bath-taking, underpants-wearing, lily-huggers.
Occupation: Head groundskeeper at Springfield Elementary, also seen working as a janitor/custodian.
Regular Grounds-Keeping Jobs: These include chasing stray dogs through the air vents, watering down the orange drink for extra profits at school functions, and substitute-teaching French class in his own sensitive way
Past-times: Spends the bulk of his private time secretly videotaping couples in their cars also vigorously promotes the eating of haggis, wolf wrestling, bodybuilding
History: Willie immigrated to Springfield from Scotland, eventually becoming the groundskeeper at the Springfield Elementry School. He has held this job for about ten years or so. Willie was deported back to Scotland, but managed to get back into the country.
Funniest Quotes :-
"Now look boy. If your da goes ga-ga, you just use that 'shin' of yours to call me and I'll come a-runnin'. But don't be readin' my mind between four and five. That's Willie's time."
"Bonjourrr, you cheese eatin' surrender monkeys."
"Hey, Wolfie, put down that Hors D'oeuvre- It's time for the main course!"
"If elected mayor my first act will be to kill the whole lot of ya, and burn your town to cinders!"
"I made millions in softwear, but lost it all at the track."
"Get your haggis, right here! Chopped heart and lungs boiled in a wee sheep's stomach! Tastes as good as it sounds. Good for what ails ya!"
"Grease me up lassie!"
"I was wrestlin' wolves back when you were at your mothers teat"