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Ralph Wiggum
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Name: Ralph Wiggum
Identity: The babyish paste-eater in Lisa's class.
Age: 8
Related to: Chief Wiggum (father), Sarah (mother).
Past loves: Lisa Simpson.
Turn-Ons: Crunchydog biscuits; thick, luscious grass; juicy mud pies; sweet, mouth-watering paste.
Stupid things he does: Eats paste and crayons, does not brush his teeth, laughs at stupid valentines cards, picks his nose too much.
Is not allowed: To use scissors or turn on the stove.
The happiest day of his life: When the doctor told him he didn't have worms anymore.
Frequently sees: A leprechaun who tells him to burn things.
Funniest Quotes :-
"Me fail English? That's un-possible!"
"This snowflake tastes like fishsticks."
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if i just kept my finger out of there."
"Help! She's touching my special area."
"What's for lunch tomorrow?? Chicken Necks?"
"Mrs Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder."
"Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and they won't let me turn on the stove."
"Mrs. Krabappel and Principle Skinner were in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
"Miss Hoover, my worm went in my mouth and then I ate it. Can I have a new one?"
"I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids!"
"What's a diorama?"