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Patty Bouvier |
Selma Bouvier |
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Full Name: Patty
Bouvier. Identity: Marge's 'ugly sister'. She's the one without the parting in her hair. Occupation: Works at the DMV with sister Selma. Friends: Selma. Enemies: Homer. Favorite TV show: McGuyver. Hates: To be touched. Past loves: Principal Skinner. Other job: Taught "How to Turn a Man into Putty" at the Adult Education Annex.
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Full Name: Selma Bouvier-Terwilliger-Hutz-McClure. Identity: Marge's other 'ugly sister'. She's the one with the parting in her hair. Occupation: Works at the DMV with sister Patty. Friends: Patty. Enemies: Homer. Pet: An iguana named 'Jub-jub'. Favorite TV show: McGuyver. Past loves: Sideshow Bob, Troy McClure. Mentioned 'Hutz' as part of her quadruple-barreled surname. Other job: Taught "How to Turn a Man into Putty" at the Adult Education Annex.
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Funniest Quotes;-
"Is it just me, or did it get fatter in here?" "My name is Patty. I'll be testing you. When you do well, I use the green pen, when you do bad, I use the red pen. Any questions? (Otto) Yeh, one. Have you always been a chick? I mean, I, I y'know don't want to offend you, but you were born a man weren't you. You can tell me, I'm open minded. (Patty - dropping green pen) I can see I wont be needing this."
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Funniest Quotes :- "If that were an oncoming vehicle you'ld be dead by now, NEXT" "Listen, my name is already Selma Bouvier Hutz McClure Terwilliger Bouvier. Thats long enough without Nahasapema...whatever. From now on I'm only getting married for love, and maybe once more for money."
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