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SIMPSONS PROFILE : HAns Moleman
Full name:
Hans Moleman
AKA: Ralph Mellish as seen on his divers license.
Age: Hans has a drinking problem which makes him look like he's 105 instead of his real age 31.
Weight: 129lbs
Height: 5'5
Occupation: Truck driver
Previous Jobs: He had a job transporting Edgar Allen Poe's House, was a representitive of Solar Energy power at the National Energy Convention, taught a class on how to eat an orange, transported a truck full of Sugar, was a janitor at the Nuclear Power Plant, sold Hotdogs, worked in a jail, worked at a post office
Place of Residence: Springfield Retirement Home
Interesting Facts: Hans in total has died 8 times, it seems that Hans Moleman has different skin colour every episode and as homer says he looks like a giant peanut, he has cataracts and is blind.
Funniest Quotes :- "Hello, this is Moleman in
the morning. Good Moleman to you. Today part four of our series of the agonizing
pain in which I live every daaaay." "Drinking has ruin my life.
I'm 31 years old!" "You call that a knife?
_This_ is a knife!" "Mom, Dad, I missed you." "If only this sugar were as
sweet as you, sir." "The eating of an orange is a
lot like a good marriage." "We paid for blood!" "I was saying Boo-urns." "Hans Moleman productions
presents `Man Getting Hit By Football'."
"Cowabunga, dudes!"