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Krusty The Clown
Stage Name: Krusty The Clown.
Real Full Name: Herschel Schmoikel Krustofski.
Physical Features: Red nose, curly green hair, large red shoes, slightly overweight
Identity: Lively children's entertainer, but a big money-spender.
Occupation: Children's Entertainer on Channel 6.
Related to: Rabbi Krustofski (father), Sophie (daughter), and an estranged wife
Catchphrase: Hey hey!
Previous jobs: Hosted 'Little Miss Springfield' pageant, singer on 'Sending Our Love Down The Well', sponsor of the 1984 Olympics, runs Kamp Krusty, collects for the brotherhood of Jewish Clowns, and opened a Clown college.
Medical history: Had a near fatal heart attack in 1986, had triple bypass surgery, got a pacemaker put in, went in for plastic surgery to change his identity and ended up with a boob job.
Merchandising: Almost everything under the Sun, including Krusty Crowd control barrier, Krusty Monopoly Game (patent denied), Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel, Krusty-O's cereal, Krusty's Home Pregnancy test, Krusty Non-Narkotik Kough Syrup, mugs, and T-shirts.
Funniest Quotes :-
"I could pull a better cartoon out of my a... hey hey! Wasn't that great kids?"
"You were in The Blue Lagoon, and I'm a blue haired goon... what the? That's terrible! My hair's not even blue, it's green!"
"There's nothing better than a cigar lit with a
hundred dollar bill!"
"Sex Cauldron! I thought they closed that place down years ago!"
"Now for my favorite part of the show....What does that say? Talk to the audience! Ugghhh, this is always death..."
"I thought they were due! The game was fixed! The Globetrotters used a ladder for Pete's sake! C'mon! He's just holding out the ball, take it!!"
"Is it a crime to be illiterate?"
"Don't blame me! It's the percadan. If you ask me, that stuff rotts your brain...And now a word from our new sponsor...Percadan, Oh CRAP!!"
"Did you send those flowers to Bea Arthurs' grave? I don't care if she's not dead yet, JUST DO IT!"
"After 35 years of show business people already forget who you are...just like what's his name...you know, the guy...he always wore the shirt?"
"Aaaaaagh! I almost swallowed some of the juice!"