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Ned Flanders
Full Name: Ned Flanders
Identity: Homer's "perfect" neighbor, regular church-goer.
Age: 60
Related to: Maude (his wife who died recently), Rod and Todd (children), and parents (beatniks who didn't believe in discipline at any time.) Was also married to a cocktail waitress in Las Vegas.
Education: PhD in mixology
Occupation: Owner of "The Leftorium" at Springfield Mall.
Catchphrases: "Hidilly-ho!" and "Okilly-dokilly".
Best friends: God, Homer (for a while).
Enemies: Homer (most of the time)
Previous jobs: Pharmacist, Scout leader, Principal at Springfield Elementary.
Likes: Ziggy Comics, Little Baby Ducks, Sweatin' to the Oldies: Volumes 1, 2 and 4, Scatching Mosquito Bites, Smelling type Writer Inc, Bob Sagat
Dislikes: Parents, the Post Office, Peanut-butter, Dune Buggies
Favourite Book: the Bible
Pet Peeve: Maude underlining passages on his Bible
Misc: Owns a pair of Assasin shoes, has a satelite dish with 230 channels blocked out, a member of a bowling team: The Holy Rollers, has a bar in his basement.
Funniest Quotes :-
"Well, sir, I hate to be suspicious aloysius on you, but did you steal my air conditioner."
"Listen, folks, there's no magic formula. I just follow the three C's : clean living, chewing thoroughly and a daily dose of vitamin church."
"Well get out the Crayolas and color me tickled pink!"
"Ooh, it's going on 8:30. I'd better call Maude and tell her where I am."
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The lights, the noise, the letter X. It's all designed to inflame the senses. I'm overstimulated. I've gotta get out of this town.""Well kids looks like this year we’re gonna have an imaginary Christmas.
""We're done for! We're done-diddly-done-for! We're