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Character Profile : Principal Skinner
Full
Name:
Seymour Skinner
Real Full Name: Armand Tamsarian
Related to: Agnes Skinner (mother), Edna Krabappel (girlfriend)
Occupation: Principal of Springfield Elementary School.
Hobbies: Astronomy (gets up at 4.30 each morning to look for comets)
Member of: The Stonecutters, Radio Shack Battery Club
Friends: Groundskeeper Willie, Bart for a Period
Past loves: Patty Bouvier
Previous jobs: Member of B-sharps, army drill sergeant, novelist
Loves: Cafeteria tater-tots, jello bricks with a grape in the center, enjoys antiquing on weekends, the box factory, Orange Julius, thinks door to door sugar is a marvelous idea, diarama-rama, Star Wars figures, loves the sound of students blinking in unison, loves his Friday night Silhouettes with mother.
Dislikes: The My Ding-a-Ling song, dirty words shaved in students hair, dirty words in army marching chants, the name Butthead Memorial Auditorium
Funniest Quotes :-
"I'm going to enjoy devouring you, Bart Simpson. Yes ... I believe I'll start, as you've so often suggested, by eating your shorts!"
"I have caught word that a child is using his imagination and I've come to put a stop to it."
"Order, order. Do you kids wanna be like the real UN or do you just wanna squabble and waste time?"
"That's two independent thought alarms in one day. Willie, the children are over-stimulated. Remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms."
"Children, I couldn't help monitoring you conversation. There's no mystery about Willie. Why, he simply disappeared. Now, let's have no more curiosity about this bizarre cover-up."
"There's no justice like angry-mob justice."
"Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it."
"I've always admired car owners and I hope to be one myself as soon as I finish paying off mother. She insists I pay her retroactively for the food I ate as a child."
"That's why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them."