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Character Profile : Grandpa Simpson
Name:
Abraham "Grampa"
Simpson
Identity: Complaining old man, father of Homer. He finds fault with everything and tells stories that go nowhere
Age: Over 80.
Occupation: Retired.
Residence: Springfield Retirement Castle.
Relatives: Two sons, Homer and Herb (a result of a one night stand at the carnival), and three grandchildren, Bart Lisa and Maggie. Also a wife, "Mother Simpson", who is on the run from the law.
Prescriptions: Two red pills for back spasms and a yellow one for arrhythmia.
Idol: TV star Matlock.
Pastimes: Abraham's favourite pastimes include napping, collecting beef jerky, sending complaint letters to newspapers and politicians and going to Herman's Military Antique store.
Favorite Shop: Herman's Military Antiques.
Past Girlfriends: The late Bea Simmons, Ms. Bouvier (Marge's widowed mother), and the oldest woman in the world.
Past jobs: Krusty Burger worker, producer of Simpson & Son's Revitalizing Tonic, writer of Itchy and Scratchy.
Awards won: Best writing in a cartoon series (Itchy & Scratchy).
Belongs to: The Stonecutters, The Masons, The Communist Party, and The Gay and Lesbian Alliance (President).
Funniest Quotes :-
"I used to be With IT. But then they changed what IT was.
Now what I'm with isn't IT, and what's IT seems scary and wierd. It'll happen to
YOU!"
"That doll is EVIL, I tells ya. Evil! Eeeeeeviillll!!!"
Are we there yet?, are we there yet?, are we there yet?, where are we going?"
"Death is everywhere these days, you gotta be careful. AHH!! Death!"
"I'm cold, and there are wolves after me..."
"Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot."
"Wait a minute! What was that last thing you said? Grandpa's little helper? What's that?... Which one of you is the mailman?"
"Homer, you're dumb as amule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say, TAKE IT!"