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SIMPSONS PROFILE : Marge SIMPSON
Age: 34
Shoe size: 13AA
Familial role:
Thread that holds the Simpson family together.
Famous for: Her marshmallow squares.
Things occasionally found in her hair: Large sums of money, cats, roosters, and Maggie.
Jobs: Strikebreaking teacher at Springfield Elementary, worker at nuclear power plant, carhop waitress, Springfield police officer, pretzel franchisee, real estate agent.
Criminal Record: Convicted of misdemeanor shoplifting.
Admirers:
Artie Ziff, Mr. Burns, Moe, Springfield Isotopes player
Flash Baylor. Political affiliations: Mary Bailey supporter. Twice voted for Jimmy
Carter. Hair Dye: Blue #56 Favourite singer: Tom Jones Turn Ons: Having her elbow nibbled, Homer’s “Mr. Plow” jacket. Quirks:
Cooks with less than eight spices. Believes potatoes are neat.
Denied having two of Milhouse’s teeth despite the fact that they were actually
in her possession. Often sleeps naked. Has webbed feet. Extracurricular:
Lead role in community musical production of “Oh!
Streetcar”. Considered an affair with bowling teacher, Jacques. Came
up with
the idea for Springfield to host a film festival. Organized a town-wide boycott
of “Itchy and Scratchy” to eliminate cartoon violence
on TV. Developed
gambling addiction. Briefly stopped loved son Bart after he shoplifted. Went on
lam with criminal neighbour, Ruth Powers. Enjoyed pampering herself after a
nervous breakdown at Rancho Relaxo. Conquered a fear of flying after making
peace with the fact that her father was a flight attendant. Commissioned by Mr.
Burns to paint his portrait. Once encouraged Lisa to smile despite the fact
that she was depressed. Funniest Quotes :- "You know, the courts may not be working any more,
but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done." "Just between us girls, he hasn't been this frisky
in years!." "Now lets all forget our troubles with a big bowl
of strawberry ice cream!." "You should listen to your heart, and not the
voices in your head." "We can stand here like the French, or we can do something..." "I'm not going to the
bathroom in the backyard!." "I've been so bored
since we moved here, I found myself drinking a glass of wine every day. I know
doctors say you should drink a glass
and a half but I just can't drink that much." "Bart! Stop pestering
Satan." 