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SIMPSONS PROFILE : aPU
Full
Name:
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
Age: 34
Identity: The Indian Kwik-E-Mart operator, who is devoted to his work. He once worked for 96 hours straight. By the end, he thought he was a humming bird of some kind.
Occupation: Operator of the Kwik-E-Mart. Previous Jobs: Springfield Fire Department, member of the Be-Sharps, played a paperboy in the musical, "Oh! Streetcar!" Family: Sanjay (brother), Manjula (wife) and his eight kids. Catchphrase: "Thank you! Come again!" Education: Indian Institute of Technology in Calcutta (he was top in his class of 700 million). Diet: Vegan; no meat or dairy products of any kind. Member of: The Stonecutters. Holidays: 5 minutes of every year, in which he parties with his brother SanjayFunniest Quotes :-
"Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I work, I work."
"Yes, yes, I know the
procedure for armed robbery. I do work in a convenience store, you know."
"Please do not offer my god a peanut."
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Ah! the searing kiss of hot lead; how I missed you! I mean, I think I'm dying.""I have been shot eight times this year, and as a result, I almost missed work."
"Be careful when we capture him! We cannot claim the reward unless we have 51% of the carcass."
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Hey, hey, this is not a lending library. If you're not going to buy that thing put it down or I'll blow your heads off!""Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie!"
"Nickel off on expired baby food."