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Week 1 Dec. 23 - Dec. 30
Okay, our site just went, up...we threw down the gauntlet, and the results are in. We got five questions sent to us, and we're 2-5 so far, but hey, the season just started. So spread the word around. Tell your friends about the two smart asses from Long Island with the Simpson trivia website. Anyway here are this weeks results: |
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Name |
Question |
Answer |
Result |
| Jcourtland | What is written on the watermelon, that Homer eats, while bodyguard training? | Anne Landers | D'OH |
| Radioactiveman | What is the full title of the Krusty the Klown story? | The Krusty the Klown Story; Booze, Drugs, Guns Lies, Blackmail, and Laughter. | D'OH |
| ReconMarineGore | In the opening song and credits what does the cash register say when Maggie is scanned through it? | NRA 4'ever | Woo Hoo |
| ReconMarineGore | What type of sax does Lisa play | Alto | Woo Hoo |
| FPlayers99 | Why doesn't homer wear sweatpants. | Homer says the crotch of the sweats wears out too quickly. | D'OH |
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Week 2 Dec. 31 - Jan. 7
Thank you god for Brandine. If it wasn't for her, we'd be siting here asking each other questions. If you think some of these questions were tough, then wait till next week. So thanks to those who sent in questions, and congratulations to those who stumped us. Here's our suggestion of the week: "Iron Chef" on the food network. It's like the WWF with cooking. |
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| Laney | When is Barts Birthday | April 20th | D'OH |
| Brandine | What did the 8 male simpsons do? | Runs an unsucessful shrimp business
Shoots birds at the airport Plays a millionaire at parties Steps in from of cars and sues people. Begs celebrities for money Prison snitch Jug band manager My leg hurts |
D'OH
Woo Hoo Woo Hoo Woo Hoo D'OH D'OH D'OH D'OH |
| Brandine | What is the name of the stuffed panda that Apu won for Ms. Hoover? | Wubsy |
D'OH |
| Brandine | How many small jobs does Smithers do for Mr. Burns? | 2800 |
Woo Hoo |
| Brandine | How many times has Scratchy killed Itchy? | 1 |
Woo Hoo |
| Brandine | What time does Homer get up to watch "Little Rascals"? | 6 am | D'oh |
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Week 3 Jan. 8 - Jan. 14
Brandine, what would we do without you? This week it was all Brandine asking us the questions. Do us a favor guys, don't ask any questions about this sundays(1/14) episode..we were out celebrating Lenny's Birthday (happy birthday Lenny) and we missed it. So keep those questions coming, and maybe you'll get the chance to WIN BEN STEINS MON ...I mean...STUMP THE SIMPSON SAVANT. |
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| Brandine | Where did Selma and Troy stay on their Honeymoon? | Aphrodite Inn | D'OH |
| Brandine | When Troy got his star, and said that soon his baby Selma will have one next to him, who did he tell to watch out? | Lazlo Planaflex | D'OH |
| Brandine | Fat Tony doesn't get mad, he gets what? | Stabby | D'OH |
| Brandine | Who's phone number is on the speed dial under the fire department at the Simpson house? | Luigis | D'OH |
| Brandine | Marge had the choice of living in Springfield or where? | Stenchberg |
Woo Hoo |
| Brandine |
What is the comic book guys screen saver? |
Flying Toasters |
Woo Hoo |
| Brandine |
How long was Krusty in Reno? |
6 weeks |
D'OH |
| Brandine | When Bart sold his soul, why was Milhouse staying at his Grandmothers? | Fumegating for potato bugs | D'OH |
| Brandine | Who was Barneys date at the dog racing track? | Daria | D'OH |
| Brandine | EXACTLY how much older is art than Lisa? | 2 years and 38 days | D'OH |
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Week 4 Jan. 15 - Jan. 21
Ah, if memory serves me right, this is the best week we had since...well ever. Thanks to Extreme Alien & L'il Spike with providing the questions. The questions were a little simple this week, which is good because we were getting tired of getting our asses kicked. So remember, if you got a question that you think can challenge us, then send it in and maybe you can STUMP THE SIMPSON SAVANT. |
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| Extreme Alien | Who was the alien in Springfield, and who came to investigate it? | It was Mulder and Scully who discovered that Mr Burns was the "alien" |
Woo Hoo |
| Extreme Alien | What did Bart and his friends invade Shelbyville to retrieve, and were they successful? | Bart and his friends successfully retrieved the Lemon tree |
Woo Hoo |
| Extreme Alien | Whom did the comic book guy capture? | Lucy Lawless was abducted by the comic book guy (aka THE COLLECTOR) |
Woo Hoo |
| Extreme Alien | How many pets did Bart have? | 4 (Stampy the elephant, Santas little helper, Laddy, and his frog that he released into Australia) |
Woo Hoo |
| Extreme Alien | What did Flanders shirt say when Homer first met him? | I love Webster |
Woo Hoo |
| L'il Spike |
Who is Mr. Burns Shelbyville rival? |
Aristotle Amadopolis |
Woo Hoo |
| L'il Spike |
What was the first prank Bart ever pulled? |
He set Homers tie on fire |
D'OH |
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Weeks 5&6 Jan. 22 - Feb. 3
Ah the joys of winter...kids playing in the snow...making a nice warm fire...catching the stomach flu and spending an entire night throwing up...so thanks to that I got a little behind. So now I'm going to double up, and next week everything will be back to normal. So thanks to those who sent in questions (and by those I mean HBK), and keep them coming and maybe you can STUMP THE SIMPSON SAV...oh god, I'm going to throw up...excuse me. |
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| PEEisYUMMY | When Marge got arrested for shooting Apu, what did she say the penalty should be? | Ten dollars |
D'OH |
| jj77 | What was the name of the town where Flanders has his summer home | Pwagmattasquarmsett port (Since jj77 is our sister Lenny and Carl are enacting the "family and workers of simpson savant.com are ineligible to enter" besides, shes a big stupid head) |
Disqualified |
| HBK | What 4 buildings did the tree that Lisa lived in destroy when it fell. | Kentucky Fried Panda, Hemp Shack, Red Blazer Realty, Omni-page |
D'OH |
| JNF | What song did Bart and Bleeding Gums Murphy sing to Lisa. | "Lisa it's your Birthday" and it was the mental patient who thought he was Michael Jackson |
Woo Hoo |
| HBK | Who was the oldest living man in Springfield before Burns, till he died |
Cornillus Chapman |
D'OH |
| HBK |
What video game has Homer never beat Bart in, till the day he retired as Champ? |
Super Slugfest |
Woo Hoo |
| HBK | What toy did a company create after recording ideas from Springfield elementry students | Funzo |
D'OH |
| HBK |
Who took Marge to the prom |
Artie Ziff |
Woo Hoo |
| HBK |
What is Sideshow Bobs middle name? |
Underdunk |
D'OH |
| HBK |
Who did the voice for Jessica Lovejoy? |
Meryl Strep |
Woo Hoo |
| HBK |
What were the names of the two spikey haired children who saved Itchy & Scratchy |
Lester & Eliza |
Woo Hoo |
| HBK | Where was Homer to report to when he got promoted? | "..say goodbye to your friends and report to room 503 for reassignment to a better life" |
D'OH |
| HBK | When Bart tried to get his soul back from Milhouse, why did Milhouses father tell him to be quiet | "Milhouse, give him back his soul, I got work tommorrow" |
Woo Hoo |
| HBK |
What video game did Bart get to open up early on Xmas? |
Lee Carvallos putting challenge |
Woo Hoo |
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Weeks 7 Feb. 4 - Feb. 11
Tonight on a very special, Lenny and Carl.com. As you can see we redesigned our website. It was a light week, but we got some pretty good questions in, and thanks to those of you who took the time to write. We got more, but were waiting to get the answers back from those who sent questions in. So don't forget to send us the answers, and don"t forget to spread the word about us, and maybe you can STUMP THE SIMPSON SAVANT. |
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| Mcsqueeb2002 | What does the tattoo Bart gets say? | Moth |
Woo Hoo |
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Lilchic397 |
How old is Hans Moleman? |
35 |
D'OH |
| Vashts45 | What are the three names Homer calls Marge in the Max Power Episode? (Carl's personal favorite) | Hooty McBoob Chesty Larue Busty Sinclair |
D'OH |
| Vashts45 | What is the name of the anime that Bart watches in Japan? | Fighting Seizure Robots |
D'OH |
| Vashts45 | What was the name of the fish factory the Simpsons had to work in? |
"knife goes in, guts come out" |
D'OH |
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Weeks 8 Feb. 12 - Feb. 18
OK, terrific, I guess we had to make up for the light week last time. You guys sure hit us with the questions this week. Lenny and my brains are still spinning from all these questions. We hope that you guys keep up the good work. And if you do keep it up, then maybe you too can... STUMP THE SIMPSON SAVANT. |
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| lil chic | What is Homers favorite song? | "it's raining men" |
Woo Hoo |
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lil chic |
Who did the voice for Sophie, Krustys daughter? |
Drew Barrymore |
Woo Hoo |
| lil chic | Which character was originally black, but now white? | Smithers |
Woo Hoo |
| lil chic | What was the name of the air conditioner store? | "It blows" |
D'OH |
| Benny | Name three of Homers weights? | 235, 239, & 260 |
D'OH |
| Benny | What hair dye does Marge use? | #56 |
Woo Hoo |
| Benny | How many times was the khlav kalash man seen on the Simpsons? | 4(fleet-a-pita, New York, Little Russia, and selling ballons) we got half of the question. | Woo D'OH |
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Benny |
What would the man from Australia name a bullfrog |
Chazwaller |
D'OH |
| Az Sosa | In the episode where Homer had 24 hours to live, what did the sign say in the background of the hospital? |
If you can read this, your.... |
D'OH |
| Az Sosa | What is Milhouses full name? | Milhouse Van Houten |
Woo Hoo |
| Az Sosa | What is Martins full name | Martin Prince |
Woo Hoo |
| Az Sosa | What is Mr. Burns full name? | Charles Montgomery Burns |
Woo Hoo |
| Az Sosa | What category did Homer win the Grammy for? | Best gospel, spoken word, or barbershop quartet |
Woo Hoo |
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FrknSmurf |
What did Fat Tonys goons tell Chief Wiggum they were throwing in the dumpster? | Beanie Babies |
Woo Hoo |
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FrknSmurf |
What does Homers bumper sticker say? |
Single and Sassy |
Woo Hoo |
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FrknSmurf |
What is the average settlement for suing Homer? |
$68,000 |
D'OH |
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Mesqueeb |
How does Bart get the $500. to get Lisa the Bleeding Murphy album |
Sued when he ate a metal Krusty-O |
Woo Hoo |
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Mesqueeb |
What three questions does Homer ask the Kwik-E mart founder to help Apu get his job back? |
Are you really the head of Kwik-E mart?(yes) |
Woo Hoo |
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Mesqueeb |
Proposition # what almost deported Apu, and did deport Wille? |
24 |
Woo Hoo |
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Mesqueeb |
What is the name of Cletus wife/girlfriend/whatever? |
Brandine |
Woo Hoo |
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Mesqueeb |
What was Jebediah Springfields real name? |
Hans Sprungfield |
Woo Hoo |
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Mesqueeb |
What is the name of the one armed man who owns the gun/pawnshop |
Herman |
Woo Hoo |
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Mesqueeb |
What is the name of the hobo who invented Itchy and Scratchy |
Chester Lampwick |
Woo Hoo |
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Mesqueeb |
What character did the post office copy from Roger Meyers Sr. |
Manic Mailman |
Woo Hoo |
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Mesqueeb |
Who did the Chester Lampwick give a shoe shine to? |
Kent Brockman |
Woo Hoo |
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Mesqueeb |
What was the reason for Sideshow Bobs first trip to jail? |
Framing Krusty for the Kwick-E mart robbery |
Woo Hoo |
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Mesqueeb |
Who ran "Kamp Krusty" |
Mr. Black |
Woo Hoo |
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Mesqueeb |
At "Kamp Krusty", what were the kids forced to do to pass the time? |
Making fake designer wallets |
Woo Hoo |
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Mesqueeb |
Where did Krusty take the campers after they Rebelled? |
sunny Tijuana |
Woo Hoo |
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Weeks 9-11 Feb. 18 - Mar. 12
Okay, so I'm sorry that we haven't been updating lately, but you have to understand all the things going on in our lives... I mean with the season finale of "OZ" and the season premire of "Sopranos", we couldn't find any spare time to get to the site. So heres some of the questions that we got, and remember, send in your questions and maybe you can ...STUMP THE SIMPSON SAVANT. |
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| chaos 4 society | What is Homers waist size? | 44 |
D'OH |
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Clarkiey1 |
What is the name of the Abe Simpsons friend, who he's always fighting with? |
Jasper |
Woo Hoo |
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Clarkiey1 |
What is the full name of the supervillian Homer worked for? | Hank Scorpio |
Woo Hoo |
If anyone finds a mistake in the answers, drop us a line and let us know. |