How can someone like Shmu be funny and deep?

God has a sense of humor.

I gotta put on a happy face, cause it's not the end of the world (yet).
(10-6-01)

I still think that Gwen Stefani's voice is the equivalent of my singing and dancing at the same time.
(10-8-01)

I really need to learn how to dance.
(10-17-01)

Hair doesn't taste too good <:o)
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I wonder if Amanda can give me a lift <:o)
(10-22-01)

Mr. Auth is jealous of me because I'm the ladies man. <:o)
(10-26-01)

I know y'all have no lives so you live through mine!
(11-13-01)

For me, I like my video games like a girl's skirt. Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep it interesting. <:o)
(11-18-01)

I know I should be happy, but for some reason, I'm not.
(11-19-01)

We gave him a tip just cause we're mean!
(11-25-01)

I'm a loser.
(11-26-01)

...This is definitely going to change things.
(11-27-01)

Fighters never cry until the fight is truly over
(11-28-01)

The amiga of mi amiga is mi amiga.
(11-30-01)

I could have gotten further with a couple of girls in one night than I have in my life. But a kiss (should) have a deeper meaning. I want it to be special.
(12-10-01)

I don't think there's any one there for me in *that* way. I want somebody to be there, but I don't think that somebody wants to be there.
(12-12-01)

"Here's some advice for you guys, girls don't like to make it hard on you." -Miss H.
(12-18-01)

I was right.
(12-19-01)

Should I love her or leave her?
(12-22-01)

Don't think I'm on drugs or anything like that, but...
(12-27-01)

But with new kickboxing comes new people. But with the new comes the old. And with the old comes the past.
(1-10-02)

Maybe I won't feel like a social reject there anymore. I'll still be a reject, though.
(1-12-02)

I've been feeling my normal self, somewhat good, somewhat bad, with a blurry line in between.
(1-17-02)

I think my heart is better now. I'm not sure though. There's only one way to test it, and if the test fails, all is hell again.
(1-24-02)

Well, maybe there's no pain. Just loneliness.
(1-25-02)

...I feel left behind, and nobody wants to help me move forward.
(1-26-02)

But looks aren't everything in a girl.
(1-31-02)

Sometimes I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
(2-7-02)

I have been feeling so good lately, maybe it's because I have no chains to hold me down.
(2-12-02)

Is there always this awkward silence, or am I just bad a starting conversations?
(2-18-02)

When I want to be left alone, there's always someone there, trying to help. But when I need someone, it seems as there's nobody around.
(2-20-02)

I'm not a government robot so therefore I won't do well in Civics.
(2-26-02)

Or maybe I'm just a little conceited.
(3-14-02)

Don't they have jobs? Or do they just smoke dope, drink some soy milk and eat a garden burger since they have the munchies?
(4-6-02)

Is there any decent kids out there that aren't so pre-occupied about what other people think that they can think for themselves?
(4-10-02)

Kickboxing is somewhere where I fit in. Kickboxing is my place. I love going there, even if I'm in pain.
(7-6-02)

I refuse to be a pawn.
(7-20-02)

I expand on my thoughts into something a little more meaningful, unlike what I�m currently writing.
(7-23-02)

I fell in love with her smile, and maybe more later.
(8-03-02)

Writing here helps me express myself and my feelings and helps relieve some stress. When I write in here, I don�t think about who may read it. Because when I think about who may read this, I start to censor myself, which is something I don�t want to do. I don�t want to censor myself because then I hold back and that defies the purpose of why I write in the first place.
(8-10-02)

I don�t want her to be mad at me for putting stuff in that she doesn�t want in. <:o)
(8-23-02)

Anything can be related to Lewis Black or the Simpsons.
(8-28-02)

I don�t really concern myself with most of the bullshit gossip and social politics that go on in the school. I just have a different outlook. I just sit back and let all the shit that goes down go down.
(9-22-02)

I might at least want to know her name first.
(9-26-02)

Isn't it weird that Eminem uses the words "Mom's spaghetti" in it's actual sense.
(11-14-02)