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>Installing love
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>Customer
>I can do that.  I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to
>install now.  What do I do first?
>
>Tech Support
>The first step is to open your HEART.  Have you located your HEART
>ma'am?
>
>Customer
>Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now.  Is
>it okay to install while they are running?
>
>Tech Support
>What programs are running ma'am?
>
>Customer
>Let me see....I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and
>RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
>
>Tech Support
>No problem.  LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your
>current operating system.  It may remain in your permanent memory, but it 
>will no longer disrupt other programs.  LOVE will eventually overwrite 
>LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE  However, you 
>have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM.  Those programs 
>prevent LOVE from being properly installed.  Can you turn those off ma'am?
>
>Customer
>I don't know how to turn them off.  Can you tell me how?
>
>Tech Support
>My pleasure.  Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE.  Do
>this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have 
>been completely erased.
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>Customer
>Okay, I'm done.  LOVE has started installing itself automatically.
>Is that normal?
>
>Tech Support
>Yes it is.  You should receive a message that says it will
>reinstall for the life of your HEART.  Do you see that message?
>
>Customer
>Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
>
>Tech Support
>Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to
>begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.
>
>Customer
>Oops...I have an error message already.  What should I do?
>
>Tech Support
>What does the message say?
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>Customer
>It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS".  What
>does that mean?
>
>Tech Support
>Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem.  It means that the LOVE
>program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on 
>your HEART.
>
>It is one of those complicated programming things, but in
>non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before it 
>can "LOVE" others.
>
>Customer
>So what should I do?
>
>Tech Support
>Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
>
>Customer
>Yes, I have it.
>
>Tech Support
>Excellent, you are getting good at this.
>
>Customer
>Thank you.
>
>Tech Support
>You're welcome.  Click on the following files and then copy them to
>the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT,
>REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC.  The system will overwrite any 
>conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming.  Also, you 
>need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your 
>recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes 
>back.
>
>Customer
>Got it.  Hey!  My HEART is filling up with really neat files.
>SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, 
>PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!
>
>Tech Support
>Then LOVE is installed and running.  You should be able to handle
>it from here.  One more thing before I go Customer
>Yes?
>
>Tech Support
>LOVE is freeware.  Be sure to give it and its various modules to
>everybody you meet.  They will in turn share it with other people and they 
>will return some really neat modules back to you.
>
>
>Customer
>I will. Thank you for your help