Funtastic Definitions :College :
A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.Etc :
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.Office :
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.Ecstasy :
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never
felt before.Committee :
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that
nothing can be done together.Politician :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.Smile :
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.Optimist :
A person who starts taking bath if  he accidentally falls into a river.
Pessimist :A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the
first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.Diplomat :
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually
look forward to the trip.Classic :A book which people praise, but do not read.
Dictionary :The only place where divorce comes before marriage.Miser :
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.Marriage :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman
gains her master.Father :A banker provided by nature.Rumour :
News that travels at the speed of sound.Criminal :
A guy no different from the rest of us...except that he got caught.Worry :
Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.Boss :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.Philosopher :
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.Tears :
The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by femininepower.
Experience :The name men give to their mistakes.Atom Bomb :
An invention to end all inventions.Doctor :
A person who kills your ills by pills, and then kills you with hisbills.
Software Engineer :One that is paid for sending and receiving such E-mails!