| Connie: "Why's there a dog in the ladies changing room?" Tiger: "It's waiting for the dog handlers." Connie: "Why not the men's room?" Tiger: "She's a bitch." Connie: "So's life. Get it shifted." maddie to bill maddie: Yesterday I nearly told you about Jim and Connie getting it together...oh what did I go and say that for!" Jim: "I slept with Connie last night." Jim: can we just stick to one thing at a time I dont think i can row about marriage and Divorce at the same time what do you think I am a scizophranic Dawn: I wouldnt put it past you |
| Series 3 Jim: You seen Connie? Tiger: Connie? Jim: Blond girl. You might know her as Sergeant Harper. Tiger: Yeah Connie Jim: Well? Tiger: No Jim: You�ve just come out of the women�s locker room haven�t you? Tiger: Eh? Jim: Answer the question. Tiger: Why? Jim: Well, was she in there? Tiger: No connie then walks out Jim: Well, who�s that then? Her twin sister? Jodie: Which way? Connie: You tell me Speedy Gonzales. Jodie looks both ways ther is no sign Connie: Shall we have a picnic first? Mary Connolly to Tiger: According to Bobby Collins you�re knocking a slice off me�you could have told me first jim pays dawn a visit Jim: so how do you fancy a night out!? dawn: You what Jim: a nightout: get your glad rags on Dawn: What are you talking about Jim: I've got two tickets to a charity due tonight Dawn: oh I see you thought poor old dawn give her a break from her own dumb life and take her out of herself did you Jim: No!! Dawn; oh do'nt tell me KYLIES washing her hair |
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