"So, he is a good vampire. I mean, on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being someone who's killing and maiming every night and 1 being someone who's...not" -"Angel"
"Uh, Angel? If I say something you really don't want to hear, do you promise not to bite me?" -Lie to Me
Angel: I guess I need
help. And you're the first person I thought of
Willow: Help? You mean like on homework? No, cause you're old
and you already know stuff
Angel: I want you to track someone down. On the net
Willow: Oh! Great. I'm so the Net Girl -"Lie to Me"
Willow: I'll give Xander a
call. What's his number? Oh, yeah, 1-800-I'm-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho!
Buffy: Me-ow!
Willow: Really? Thanks, I've never gotten a 'me-ow' before
-"Phases"
"Well, we try not to get killed. That's part of our missions statement. Don't Get Killed." -Anne
Giles: There are 43 churches
in Sunnydale? That seems a little excessive
Willow: It's the extra evil vibe from the Hellmouth. Makes people
pray harder -"What's My Line? Part 2"
"He saved me from a horrible flamey death. That sort of makes me like him again." -defending Angel in Revelations
Buffy: There's no way around
it. Faith is back and whether I like it or not, she's my responsibility
Willow: Yeah, too bad. That was the funnest coma ever -"This
Year's Girl"
Xander: Okay, this is where
I have a problem, see, we're now talking about vampires. We're having a
talk with vampires in it.
Willow: Isn't that what we saw last night?
Buffy: No, those weren't vampires. Those were just some guys in
thundering need of a facial. And that guy turning to dust...just s trick
of the light. That's exactly what I said the first time I saw a
vampire. I mean, when I was done with the screaming part.
Willow: Oh, I need to sit down
Buffy: You are sitting down
Willow: Oh. Good for me -"The Harvest"
Buffy: Uh, Willow, right?
Willow: Why? I mean, hi! Did you want me to move?
Buffy: Why don't we start with 'hi, I'm Buffy'? And then let's
segue directly into me asking you for a favor. It doesn't involve moving,
but it does involve hanging out with me for a while.
Willow: But aren't you hanging out with Cordelia?
Buffy: I can't do both?
Willow: Not legally -"Welcome to the Hellmouth"