Original Teleplay
Season Two
"Yeah, I eat too. Not for nutritional value - it just kind of passes the time. -Angel
Gypsy man: You! Evil one! Season Three Cordy is not
convinced Angel is reformed: Buffy's response to
Joyce is more prophetic in the original version: Devon: Hey, man,
how'd you like to be our roadie? Xander: It's all my
fault "Guys, we blew up the
school! It's the best day ever!" -Xander in Graduation Day, Part 2 Season
Four Buffy: I knew
it! I knew you were on of those demon things Willow: You know
what else I love about college? How when the professor comes in, the class
gets all quiet. Waitress (off napkin):
You're not Roger Moore Stage
Directions -From Restless: Giles: (French
dubbing over) -the house where we're all sleeping. All your friends are
there having a wonderful time and getting on with their lives. The
creature can hurt you there.
Angelus: Evil one? Oh, man, now I've got hurt feelings.
-"Innocence"
Cordelia: Okay, but when there's a big massacre, who gets the
I-told-you-so?
Xander: You get the I-told-you-so
Cordelia: Just so we're clear -"Revelations"
Joyce: You know, honey, I was thinking - maybe we should invite Faith to
spend Christmas with us
Buffy: I'll ask her. Worst she can do is - well, the worst she can
do is bodily harm, but she'll probably just say no -"Amends"
Angel: Less than you'd think -"Doppelgangland"
Giles: What makes you say that?
Xander: I don't know...statistical probability
-"Doppelgangland"
Kathy: I'm not. Those guys are after me
Buffy: Funny, I'm seeing the skin, the eyes...
Kathy: So, I'm from the same dimension. But I'm not like them.
They're disgusting
Buffy: What, they don't live by the Kathy 'system'? -"Living
Conditions"
Buffy: Oh, I hate that. I'm always like, what? Did something
scary come in? Do I have to kill it? -"The Harsh Light of
Day"
Ethan: God's truth. Tell her, Ripper
Giles: What? Oh, he's not Roger Moore -"A New Man"
[And at this moment, as
Giles continues to speak, he is suddenly DUBBED INTO FRENCH. We can see
him talking, but we can't understand a word anymore than Xander can, unless we
speak FRENCH, in which case la di da aren't we intellectual, I'm not Joe
DICTIONARY, ALL RIGHT?]
Xander: What? Go where? I don't understand
Giles: (still dubbed) Oh, for God's sake, this is no time for your idiot
games!
[Anya rushes to them, worried and dubbed]
Anya: (with the dubbing) Xander! You have to come with us
now! Everybody's waiting for you!
Xander: Honey, I don't - I can't hear you...
[Anya gabs his arm and starts dragging him]
Anya: (dubbage) It's not important. I'll take you there
-"Restless"