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Spike

Spike: Are we feeling better then?
Drusilla: I'm naming all the stars
Spike: Can't see the stars, luv.  That's the ceiling.  Also, it's day -"Innocence"

Spike (tied to a chair): A bear!  You made a bear!
Buffy: I didn't mean to
Spike: Undo it!  Undo it!  -"Pangs"

*tied to a chair, tipped over, and with several arrows stuck in his body* "What happened?  Did we win?" -Pangs

"It's a big rock.  I can't wait to tell my friends.  They don't have a rock this big." -about Acathla in Becoming, Part 1

Riley

"But what else could I expect from a bunch of low-rent, no-account hoodlums like you - hoodlums!  Yes, I mean you and your friends, your while sex, throw 'em all in the sea for all I care, throw 'em in and wait for the bubbles.  Men, with your groping, and spitting, all-groin no-brain three billion of ya passin' around the same worn-out urge.  Men!  With your...sales" -Buffy to Riley in Willow's nightmare play 'Death of a Salesman' in Restless

"Then talk.  Keep eye contact, funny is good, but don't glib and remember: if you hurt her I will beat you to death with a shovel. *off Riley's look* A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend.  Have fun!" -Willow giving Riley dating advice for Buffy in The Initiative

Angel: Oh, and Riley?
Buffy: Yeah
Angel: *nod* I don't like him -"The Yoko Factor"

Riley: So, are you girls [Buffy and Willow] taking Into Psych or do you just want me dead?
Buffy: Yeah.  The first one...  -"The Freshman"

Buffy: How's your head?
Riley: Fine.  It just stung for a bit and I lost most of my basic motor functions.  No biggie.  -"The Freshman"

Anya: Alternate realities are neat.
Xander: You know what I'll always remember?
Riley: Well, the swim suit calendar's sticking in my mind *off Buffy's look* Not in a good way  -"Superstar"

Oz

"I'm shot.  Wow.  It's...odd.  And painful." -What's My Line? Part 2

"I was on the phone all last night listening to Willow cry about you.  I don't know exactly what happened, but I was left with the very strong urge to hit you." -to Xander in Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered

Devon: What does a girl have to do to impress you?
Oz: Well, it involves a feather boa and the theme song to A Summer Place.  I can't discuss it here
Devon: You're too picky man.  You know how many girls you could have?  You're lead guitar, Oz, that's currency!
Oz: I'm not picky.  You're just impressed by any pretty girl that can walk and talk
Devon: She doesn't have to talk... -"Inca Mummy Girl"

Willow (proudly): Oz is a werewolf
Buffy (to Faith): Long story
Oz: Got bit
Buffy: Apparently not that long -"Faith, Hope, and Trick"

"Cordelia wished for something?  If it was a long, healthy life I think she should get her money back." -in Bizarro land in "The Wish"

Anya

Anya: I think we should talk about it now
Giles: Thanks for knocking
Xander: If you don't know how I feel about you-
Anya: I don't!  This isn't a relationship.  You don't need me.  All you care about is lots of orgasms. [Beat]
Xander: Okay, remember when we talked about private conversations?  How they're less private when they're in front of my friends?
Spike: Oh, we're not your friends.  Go on.
Giles: Please don't
Anya: This is important
Giles: Yes, but why is it here?  -"Hush"

Anya: I can't stop thinking about you.  Sometimes, in my dreams, you're all naked
Xander: Really?  You know, if I'm in the checkout line at Wal-Mart, I've had that same one  -"The Harsh Light of Day"

Faith

Giles: Nonetheless, keep watch.  Faith has you at a disadvantage, Buffy.
Buffy: Cause I'm not crazy, or cause I don't kill people?
Giles: Both, actually.  -"Graduation Day, Part 1"

Buffy: I never knew you had so much rage in you
Faith: What can I say?  I'm the world's best actor
Angel: Second best  -"Enemies"

Buffy: I guess it was too much to hope you'd use your down time to reflect and grow.
Faith: Could say the same about you.  I mean, you're still the same "Better Than Thou" Buffy.  I mean , I knew it somehow, I kept having this dream.  I'm not sure what it means.  But, in the dream, this self-rightous blonde chick stabs me, and you want to know why?
Buffy: You had it coming
Faith: That's one interpretation.  But in my dream, she does it for a guy.  I wake up to find this blonde chick isn't even dating the guy she was so nuts about before.  I mean, she's moved on - to the first college beefstick she meets.  Not only has she forgotten 'the love of her life', she's forgotten about the chick she nearly killed for him.  So, that's my dream.  That and some stuff about cigars and a tunnel, but uh, tell me, college girl, what does it mean?
Buffy: To me?  Mostly...that you still mouth off about things you don't understand  -"This Year's Girl"

Principle Snyder

Willow: I still don't get the marrige part.
Snyder: It's the perfet match.  You've got the brains, he's got the fast break.
Willow: And you want us to breed?
Snyder: I want you to tutor him.  Percy is flunking history
Percy: Hey, I'm challenged
Snyder: You're lazy, self-involved and spoiled.  That's quite the challenge -"Doppelgangland"

"You.  All of you.  Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people?" -Choices

Mayor Richard Wilkins III

Mayor: Now that Faith has brought you back, what are your intentions?
Angel: Well, gee, sir, I thought I'd find that Slayer who's giving you so much trouble and torture, maim, and kill her.
Mayor: Fine!  Nice to hear you're not one of those 'slacker' types running around today  -"Enemies"

"Loose cannon, rock the boat.  Is that a mixed metaphor?  Boats did have cannons.  And a loose one would cause it to rock..." -Lover's Walk

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