Rules of the Game
or the slayer handbook according to buffy summers
Rule One
Walk tough. Talk tough. Be tough.
Rule Two
Provide whatever assistance you can, but know your strengths and weaknesses.
Rule Three
Be properly respectful about your calling and its traditions.
Rule Four
Keep your cool. Don't let little things like homicidal boyfriends distract you.
Rule Five
Don't be fooled by a lull in slayage. Stake all you want, they'll make more.
Rule Six
Seek a proper balance in your life.
Rule Seven
Be vigilant in regard to personal morale.
Rule Eight
Personal appearance is important in making a good first impression.
Rule Nine
When faced with the unknown, go with your instincts.
Rule Ten
Wherever you can, inspire faith in your allies and loathing in your enemies.
Rule Eleven
Be patient.
Rule Twelve
Safeguard your identity as the Slayer at all times.
