Cordelia Quotes  

Giles: I don't ever recall seeing you here [library] before
Cordelia: Oh, no.  I have a life -"Out of Mind, Out of Sight"

"Feels like home.  If it's the 50s and you're a psycho!" -Ted

Oz: Cordelia.  You're like a great big cat.
Cordelia: That's my costume.  Are you guys playing tonight?
Oz: Yeah, at the Shelter Club
Cordelia: Is Mr. I'm-the-lead-singer, I'm-so-great, I-don't-have-to-show-up-for-my-date-or-even-call going to be there?
Oz: Yeah, ya know, he's just going by Devon now
Cordelia: Well, you can tell him that I don't care.  And that I didn't even mention it.  And that I didn't even see you, so that's just fine.
Oz: So, what do I tell him?
Cordelia: Nothing!  Jeez, get with the program *leaves*
Oz: Now why can't I meet a nice girl like that? -"Halloween"

"And I wish that Xander Harris never again knows the touch of a woman.  And that Willow wakes up tomorrow covered in monkey hair" -The Wish

Cordelia: Are these guys bothering you? [Jesse, Willow and Xander]
Buffy: Uh, no
Willow: She's not hanging out with us
Jesse: Hey, Cordelia
Cordelia: *puts up a hand to Jesse* Oh, please. (to Buffy) I don't mean to interrupt your downward mobility, but I just wanted to tell you that you won't be meeting Coach Foster - the woman with the chest hair - cause gym was cancelled due to the extreme dead guy in the locker!
Buffy: What?
Willow: What are you talking about?
Cordelia: Some guy was stuffed in Aura's locker
Buffy: Dead?
Cordelia: Totally dead.  Way dead.
Xander: So, it's not just a little dead then?
Cordelia: Don't you have an elsewhere to be? -"Welcome to the Hellmouth"

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