Buffy Quotes
"Cordelia, you're mouth is open, sound is coming from it - this is never good." -When She Was Bad
"I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you." -To the Master in "Prophecy Girl"
"I've had it. Spike is going down. You can attack me, you can send assassins after me - that's fine! But nobody messes with my boyfriend." -What's My Line? Part 2
Joyce: Are you going out tonight?
Buffy: Yeah, I'm going to a club
Joyce: Will there be boys there?
Buffy: No, mom, it's a nun club -"Welcome to the
Hellmouth"
Cordelia: You're really campainging for 'Bitch-of-the-Year' aren't
you?
Buffy: As defending champion, you nervous? -"When She Was
Bad"
Angel: I thought we had...you know...
Buffy: A date? So did I. But, who am I kidding? Dates are
things normal girls have. Girls who have time to think about nail polish
and facials. You know what I think about? Ambush tactics.
Beheading. Not exactly the stuff dreams are made of.
-"Halloween"
Buffy: Open your eyes, mom. What do you think has been going on for the
last two years? The fights, the weird occurences - how many times have you
washed blood out of my clothes and you still haven't figured it
out?!
Joyce: Well, it stops now.
Buffy: It doesn't stop. It never stops! Do you think I chose to
be like this? Do you know how lonely it is? How dangerous? I
would love to be upstairs watching TV, gossiping about boys, or God, even
studying! But I have to save the world. Again.
-"Becoming, Part 2"
Buffy: You know, I'm the Chosen One. It's my job to fight guys like
that. What's your excuse?
Angel: Somebody has to. -"Angel"
Merrick: There isn't much time. You must come with me.
Your destiny awaits.
Buffy: I don't have a destiny. I'm destiny-free, really.
Merrick: Yes, you have. You are the Chosen One. You alone
can stop them.
Buffy: Who?
Merrick: The vampires.
Buffy: Huh? -"Becoming, Part 1"
Forrest: Oh, check her out. Is she hot, or is she hot?
Riley: She's Buffy.
Forrest: Buffy. I like that. [trying it on] 'That girl is so hot, she's
buffy'
Riley: It's her name, Forrest. -"The Initiative"
"I'm suffering the afterness of a bad night of badness." -Beer Bad
Buffy: There is no problem that cannot be solved by chocolate.
Willow: I think I'm gonna barf.
Buffy: 'Cept that. -"Fear, Itself"
Buffy: Um, maybe I should introduce you agiain. Faith, this is Giles.
Faith: I seen him. If I'da known they came this young and cute, I'd've
requested a transfer
Buffy: Okay, raise your hand if 'ew' -"Faith, Hope, and Trick"
"We're not friends. Never were. I can fool Giles, I can fool my friends, but I can't fool myself. Or Spike for some reason. What I want from you, I can never have." -To Angel in Lover's Walk
Faith(re:Wesley):New watcher?
Buffy&Giles: New watcher.
Faith: Screw that. (turns and leaves)
Buffy: Now, why didn't I do that? -"Bad Girls"
Giles: And this one?
Buffy: Amethyst
Giles: Used for?
Buffy: Breath mint?
Giles: For charm bags, money spells and cleansing one's aura.
Buffy: Okay, so, how do you know when one's aura's dirty? Someone come by
with a finger and write 'wash me' on it?
Giles: Buffy, I am aware of your distaste for studying vibratory stones, but
as it's part of your training, I'd appreciate your glib-free attention.
Buffy: Sorry. I just figure with Faith on one of her unannounced
walk-a-bouts, someone should be patrolling.
Giles: Faith is not interested in proper training, so I rely on you to keep
up with yours
Buffy: I hate being the 'good' one -"Gingerbread"
Buffy: Does it ever get easy?
Giles: You mean life?
Buffy: Yeah. Does it get easy?
Giles: What do you want me to say?
Buffy: Lie to me.
Giles: Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and
true. The bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black
hats and we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies and
everyone lives happily ever after.
Buffy: Liar -"Lie to Me"
Giles(reading aloud): Ah, here's another. Valentine's Day, yes, Angel
nails a puppy to-
Buffy: Skip it.
Giles: But-
Buffy: I don't want to know. I don't have a puppy, we can skip it
-"Bewitched, Bothered and Bewilderrrred"
Buffy: It wasn't that bad.
Principle Flutie: You burnt down the gym.
Buffy: I did. I really...did. But, you're not seeing the big
picture here, I mean that gym was full of vampi-...ah...asbestos -"Welcome
to the Hellmouth"
Buffy: It's my first day! I was afraid I was gonna be behind in my
classes, that I wouldn't make any friends, that I would have last month's
hair. I didn't think there would be vampires on campus. And I don't
care!
Giles: Then why are you here?
Buffy: To...tell you that, I don't care. Which...I don't, and have now
told you, so...bye -"Welcome to the Hellmouth"
Buffy: Hey I know, why don't you kill them?
Giles: I'm a Watcher, I haven't the skill
Buffy: Oh, come on! Stake through the heart, a little sunlight - it's
like falling off a log.
Giles: A Slayer slays, a Watcher -
Buffy: Watches?
Giles: Yes. No! He trains her, he-he prepares her.
Buffy: Prepares me for what? For getting kicked out of school?
For loosing all of my friends? For having to spend all of my time fighting
for my life and never getting to tell anyone cause I might endanger them?
Go ahead! Prepare me. (leaves)
Giles: Damn... -"Welcome to the Hellmouth"