"Home"
Angel: I'm getting good at that, huh? It was all there right in front of me. I couldn't see it. Thought of losing her to Connor ...
Wes: Did exactly what it was supposed to. Play on your emotions to cloud your judgment. Draw your attention away so this thing could continue to murder anyone it... Least you had a reason for letting it happen.
Angel: Wes, Lilah and I weren't exactly friends...
Wes: You were mortal enemies. Why should you care what happened to her?
Angel: Because you did.
"Inside Out"
Wes: Things happen, Fred. When you're alienated from the people who care about you, you start to look other places.
Fred: Hmm. Lilah.
Wes: We were fighting on opposite sides, but it was the same war.
Fred: But you hated her...didn't you?
Wes: It's not always about holding hands...
"Players"
Willow: It had to be something specific. There's lots of jars in the world. Can't shatter em all. Well, I mean, you could but good things come in jars. Peanut butter, jelly� those two-headed fetal pigs at the natural history museum. Come on! Everybody loves fetal pigs.
Wesley: Sorry. I think my sense of humor's trapped in a jar somewhere.
Willow: It does seem like you've given in to the grumpy side of the Force.
Wesley: A lot's happened. Not just Angelus. I've been� I've changed. I've seen a darkness in myself. I'm not sure you'd even begin to understand.
Willow: I flayed a guy alive and tried to destroy the world.
Wesley: Oh. So�
Willow: Darkness. Been there.
"Orpheus"
Wes: Fred. What happened between me and Gunn � I didn't mean � that's not what I wanted. Could you tell him that?
"Calvary"
Angelus: Eats you up inside, doesn�t it? Seeing all those idiots flock around him, calling him a champion. Anyone ever call you a champion?
Wes: I do my part.
Angelus: Right. Like letting Lilah suck Lorne�s brain. Or here�s an oldy but a goody� Faith. Good job being her Watcher. She turned out to be a peach.
"Soulless"
Angel: Was that an apology?
Wesley: I was careless. I made a mistake that almost cost you your life. Would have made pulling you out of the ocean a big waste of my time.
Angel: Yeah, that would have been a drag.
"Awakening"
Wes: Brilliant. Let�s store the one thing that will stave off perpetual darkness in the home of the only people we�re sure the demon knows.
Gunn: You know what? You got a better idea, Einstein?
Wes: Give me time.
"Long Day's Journey"
Gunn: What happened to you, man?
Wes: I had my throat cut and all my friends abandoned me.
"Spin the Bottle"
Wes: Yes, we'll bloody well take Angel's clients if he's out of town.
"The House Always Wins"
Angel: What's this?
Wes: What you came for. That is all I have on Cordelia's disappearance.
Angel: You did your own investigation.
Wes: I don't think she's dead. I can't say for certain of course, but I don't think she's in our dimension any longer. Beyond that - is a road I couldn't follow. No living thing can.
"Ground State"
Gunn: What, we're gonna have a drink now? Did you hear what I said? She's dying!
Wes: I was dying. I knew it laying in that dirty field, life pouring out of my throat. Do you know why I fought to stay alive?
Gunn: Wes, I don't have time--!
Wes: I needed to live to see my friends again. To explain to the people I trusted... and loved... my side of what happened.
Gunn: We know what--
Wes: You don't know anything.
"The Price"
Wes: You lost family. I'm sorry. Angel and the people I work with are *my* family---and when I say I don't want to see anyone to get hurt...I mostly mean them.
"Sleep Tight"
Wes: Love can be a terrible thing.
Angel: I used to think that. I thought love was---something that swallowed you whole, ripped you up inside, but, you know, what I feel for Connor, even that fear...---Wes, it's---it's not terrible. It's beautiful. What's so funny?
Wes: Life. Life is funny. Listening to stupid people talking to hamburgers is funny. Worrying about things that will never...---It's all so incredibly funny and---and beautiful.
"Loyalty"
Wesley: While I do believe having another warrior for good might be an asset to us in the coming days, the truth is, you and the Grooselugg are two totally different people� who look exactly alike.
"Couplet"
Wesley: Who's laughing now? Well, you, but I still win.
~From "Waiting in the Wings"
Fred: These are puzzle people. Did you notice the designs on their tunics? Geometric shapes, each a prime number if you count the edges. Arranged in ascending order of exponential accumulation.
Wesley: Yes, I did... not notice that at all.
"Provider"
Wes: You have to forgive the wrapping. Some of us seem to have fostered a strange addiction to Scotch tape.
"Birthday"
Wesley: It's interesting. Though now that I'm picturing grown men wearing nappies, I'm rather disturbed.
"Dad"
Wes: That hurts.
Cordy: Well, you know what they say: birth - painful.
Wes: Yes, but generally for the mother, not the bystanders. How long have I been out?
"Lullaby"
Wes: Actually...
Cordy: God! I hate it when you say that word! 'Actually' means that your oversized gi-normous brain thought of something that the rest of us failed to consider, right?
"Quickening"
Cordy: Oh, Angel. I know that I am a Slayer, and you are a Vampire, and it is impossible for us to be together, but --
Wesley: But my gypsy curse, and our hot little loins, sometimes prevent us from seeing the truth. Oh Buffy --
Cordy: Yes, Angel?
Wesley: I love you so much I almost forgot to brood.
Cordy: And just because I sent you to hell that one time doesn't mean we can't be friends.
Wesley: Or possibly more?
Cordy: Gasp! No! We mustn't! You'll lose your soul!
Wesley: To hell with my soul! Again! Kiss me!
Cordy: Bite me!
"Fredless"
Wes: You know there is something about brewed tea you simply can not replicate with a bag.
"Carpe Noctem"
Wesley: It's sad. The only way some people can find a purpose in life is by become obsessed with demons. By the way, Gunn, technically that wasn't a lur-ite, it was a mur-ite. A subspecies of the lur-ite. The male sports a small telltale fin just behind the third shoulder.
Gunn: Sure glad to know we're not the sad people obsessed with demons.
Wesley: Well, we have to be a little obsessed, we're detectives who specialize in these things.
Cordy: But ... we're not sad.
Wesley: No, no, we're a happy and rambunctious lot if I ever saw one.
"Heartthrob"
Wesley: Demons with one eye, demons with twelve eyes, some with double vision, but no blind demons. Perhaps Angel's discovered a new species.
Cordy: What? Helen Kellerus Homocidalus?
Wesley: Of course it's possible she is not a demon at all.
Cordy: You think?
"Blind Date"
Wesley: Oh my.
Angel: It's upside down.
Wesley: Certainly not something one would want framed.
Cordy: How does it feel?
Wesley: I can't possibly imagine it's pleasant.
Angel: Ew.
Cordy: I'm talking to Angel.
"War Zone"
Wesley: Bitch. Not you - obviously. I can't tell you how sorry I am that I allowed this to happen.
Cordy: I believe it was Faith who allowed her elbow to collide with my face. - Not your fault.
Wesley: At least you only got the elbow.
Cordy: Well, if it's any consolation it really does look like you were - tortured by a much larger woman.
"Sanctuary
Wesley: I don't wish to resort to drastic measures, but unless you listen, I warn you...
Angelus: You warning me? What happened, Wes? - Did you suddenly grow a pair? Well, that's it, isn't it? I mean, that's the whole root of your inferiority complex. Well, good news, Wes, old boy! You don't really have an inferiority complex. You're just simply � inferior.
"Eternity"
Cordy: I was just joking Mr. Grouchy Pants. When was the last time you had a dating base?
Wesley: For your information, I live a rich and varied social life.
Cordy: Oh, I know. Every night it's Jeopardy followed by Wheel of Fortune and a cup of hot cocoa. Look out girls, this one can't be tamed.
Wesley: I'll admit it may not be as intoxicating as a life erected on high-fashion pumps and a push-up bra.
Cordy: Hey, if anyone is wearing a push-up bra around here it's . . . Angel!
"The Ring"
Girl: Nice sweater. Hand-knit?
Wesley: Certainly not by me!
Girl: I didn't mean . . . I mean, it's a great sweater.
Wesley: Oh, well I'll pass that on then . . . to the person who knit it. I mean, I would if I knew who did. Which I don't. So I won't pass it on to anyone, will I?
"She"
Wesley: Hello! I was just in the neighborhood, patrolling with my new Bavarian Fighting Ax, when I suddenly thought, 'Perhaps Cordelia's had a vision. Perhaps you need my help in the battle against evil.'
Angel: We seem to be evil-free at the moment.
Wesley: I also packed along a Word Puzzle 3-D, if either of you has the nerve to take me on.
Cordy: Gee, Wesley, I'd love to, but unlike you, I'm not in my 80s quite yet.
"Expecting"
Angel: Interesting look for you. Motorcycle? Watcher's Council trying out a new image?
Wesley: In point of fact, I no longer work for the Council. I came to the conclusion I was of greater good to the cause working autonomously.
Angel: They fired you.
"Parting Gifts"