1.Wait till someone walks away from their cart and quickly walk away with it then leave it a few yards away from the person.

2. chill in the camping department in the tents. get everything u need (i.e. cooler, lantern, sleeping bag) but keep it all in the packages.

3. Take one of the tents down and ask someone to help you set it back up.

4. Find a new sales clerk and ask them if they carry a product that is not real. make something up but pretend to look very serious.

5. Take a plate and silverware from the kitchen department and go into the food court, then walk around asking people if they know 'where are me lucky charms?!?!'.

6. Fill up shopping carts with a lot of stuff from one dept. and leave it in another (i.e. stuff from beauty, leave it in kitchen.)

7. Pretend to be looking at stuff on shelves in narrow aisles when ppl want to get thru get very spaz-like and say 'where have all the cookies gone?', then make your eyes very big and walk away twitching your head.

8. Go into a dressing room next to other ppl and randomly throw clothes over and when they demand an explanation say, 'oops...i thought u asked for them.' then walk away looking very confused.

9. sit in your car with some friends and wait till people park next to u. look around cautiously and then act normal again then suddenly look around cautiously and pretend not to notice the person parked next to u.

10. repeat #9 while sitting in the backseat while someone else is driving. DO NOT DO THIS WHILE DRIVING!

11. walk around with a stuffed animal in a stroller and when u r near a large group of people start talking to it and occasionally say 'bad!' and leave the stroller alone. watch to see what the people do. then go back and say 'i forgive you' and walk off happily.
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