>Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people drown today.
>Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
>Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
>Take a flutter board and pretend you can't swim.
>Hit strangers with your flutter board.
>Ask an attractive lifeguard to practise CPR on you.
>Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, ''Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....''
>Sit on the top of the water slide and don't move.
>Swim near a stranger and go ''Dammit I knew I shouldn't have had watermelon before I came here.''
>Insist that you saw a monster at the bottom of the pool.
>Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say ''HA-HA, fooled you!''
>Scream as someone is trying to do something when jumping off of a diving board.
>Tell people you saw the lifeguard pissing in the pool.
>Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed.
>Take a really long time when you are on top of the high dive and then act as though you were pushed off.
>Hit strangers with your wet towel.
>Throw people's things into the pool.
>Sing and dance on top of the diving board, then do a belly-flop as your grande-finale.
>Play Marco-Polo by yourself.
>Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.