? Train their dog to play dead, and use it.
? Go to their house and knock on the front door, then run around to the back and knock on that door. Repeat with all doors. (but make sure they are on opposite sides of the house.) Don�t let them catch you. After about 5 minutes, knock on the front door and ask them why it took so long to answer the door.
? Call them from THEIR doorstep.
? Leave toilet paper or deodorant on the top of their car.
? When they hang out their clothes to dry, make sure they aren�t watching, and keep their clothes wet by spraying them with water. They�ll never dry if you keep doing it all afternoon.
? Mow the lawn every day.
? Hide their newspaper in the bushes.
? If you want to go see them, drive your car over to their driveway and park in it.
? Park in their driveway instead of yours.
? Ask them for their number/address.
? �Bake� them a mud pie when they first move in.
? Ask them if you can sit on their porch and read the paper (read National Enquirer or something that isn�t true). Then about a couple pages into the newspaper, (if they are standing by you) look at your newspaper, then glance at them, point and say �I got you now!!!�
? Repeatedly ask them if they work for the CIA, FBI, or something like that, especially if they hardly ever come out of the house.
? If they are cooking on the grill, throw on a hamburger or steak and thank them for being such a kind neighbor.
? If they have a pool, go swimming in it everyday without asking.
? Blast your music.
? Send them snail mail.
? Talk to the trees in their yard.
? Dress up their dog or cat.
? Draw on their sidewalk with chalk.
? Eat at their house for supper every night for a month. Insist that neighbors should do that all the time.
? Pick them weeds.
? Ask them for flour, sugar, eggs. Keep coming back because they didn�t give you enough.
? Call them and pretend to be a telemarker without disguising your voice.
? Paint pumpkins to look exactly like your neighbor.
? Keep track of everything they do outside for a month. Ask them what they are doing so you can keep a record. Give the records to them for Christmas.
? Train your dog to only go to the bathroom in your neighbor�s yard.
? Have Easter egg hunts in their yard�in July.
? When they are outside gardening, act like you are someone off of the Discovery Channel or broadcasting a baseball game by announcing their every move.
? Walk up to their doorstep and ask them for a ride home.
? Leave a pile of poop on their sidewalk.
? Call them and tell them that their dog ran away, even if they don�t have a dog.
? Run over to their house really excited every time the weather changes and walk home with your head down and act really sad when they don�t care.
? Set off their car alarm every time you get a chance.
? Switch their mellow, classical car tape with your Eminem or Limp Bizkit tape. (Put it in the stereo and turn up the volume to full blast, so they get a little surprise when they turn it on.)
? Act like you�re madly in love with them. Break the news to them two months later that you don�t want to see them anymore.
? Put everything you own outside and pretend to have a yard sale or you�re moving out.
? Shovel all the snow from their yard onto their sidewalk.
? Have a s�ance on the sidewalk.