2.When you are in a resturaunt order something, then 5 minuets after you are seated with your food, take your tray back up to the counter, and exclaim as loudly as you possibly can "Hey are you insane???!!!! I didn't order this!!!!!
Then after you convince them that they gave you the wrong order, 5 minuets after you are seated do the same thing(repete until they kick you out!)
3.Run up to your mom and dad and ask them how babies are made, and if they lie, say oh come on!!! I'm not that stupid, how are babies made!! If they don't lie, say WOW!!! That sounds like a whole lotta fun!!!! So........how was it?!?!
4.While you are doing work in class and your teacher is lecturing interupt him asking him "Are you sure you're supposed to be a teacher??" Do this repetedly every 15 minuets, until you get kicked out of class, or chewed out!
5.Go around wherever you are(works best when you are out in public) run up to some complete stranger screaming "I want it you got it, so baby GIVE IT TO ME!!!"
6.When you are at the movies, go up to the very corner in the top by yourself making moaning,kissing,"oh baby!",screaming and heavy breathing noises until someone tells you to be quiet!
7.When you are at school go up to a random student that is very quiet and shy, and get up in their face and start to yell out "WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I AM TRYING TO WORK HERE?" Do it every 10 minuets until the teacher says something!
8.When you are sitting in a boring class(must be boring) Go up to the teacher when at his/her desk, and polietly ask "Ge......ya know it would be great if you would get off ya lazy fat ass, and teach something thats actually interesting!!!
9.While you are at a library, start to ready a childrens book out loud, *Very loud!* and when the librarian tells you to be quiet and if you are going to read, read it to yourself, clearly point out to her that you are reading to yourself, and if she says something like "No, I maean read in your head" Say "Um....excuse me but don't you think that is kindda hard to do, I mean I can't just climb up in my head and read, I mean it's not that easy ma'm!"
10.While you are in a public and it's really extreemly (must be quiet) fall on the ground screaming and crying until somebody asks you if you are okay then just get up like nothing happened, and pretend that you don't know what they are talking about, and just walk out of where you are. 5 minuets later renter the place and do the same thing, until you get kicked out!