2.) Stand in a corner and trace a small box around you with chalk. Announce this is YOUR personal space.
3.) Sniff your finger occasionally and ask the person standing next to you to smell your finger. Ask them if they think it smells funny.
4.) Stare at someone standing next to you. When they look at you, grin and announce that you have new socks on.
5.) Say "I wonder what this button does..." while getting ready to push the emergency stop button.
6.) Make exploding noises when anyone presses a button.
7.) Make farting noises then turn to someone around you, give them a grossed out look, and move to the back of the elevator. Be sure they see you do this.
8.) Start a sing-a-long
9.) When it's quiet, announce that you've been having bad gas today.
10.) Take some fake dog poop or vomit and put it in the middle of the floor. See how the others coming on the elevator react to this.
11.) When people get on at a floor, keep holding the "door open" button until someone says something to you. When they say something, run out of the elevator screaming.
